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The Worst People In Every College Dorm 

Jacob Shelton
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If you’re like most college freshmen, you’re living in a dorm with a bunch of new people with all kinds of quirky personal tics. It probably seems like you’re the only normal person living in the whole place. Well get used to that feeling, because the people in your dorm are your new friends and de facto family members for the rest of the semester, if not the rest of the year. Sometimes it seems like everyone who lives in a college dorm spent their senior year of high school studying every teen movie they could get their hands on in order to establish an identity for themselves. The young men and women are not only unique snowflakes, they’re also the worst people in your dorm.

The types of people in dorms are hands down some of the worst people that you’ll ever meet. But pretty much everyone at that age is the worst, so at least most of them will grow out of it by senior year. Hopefully. Everyone who goes to college assumes that they’ll run into a couple of party animals and definitely a couple of bros, but no one is ready to meet the girl who won’t stop crying. If you’re getting ready to go away to college for your freshman year, study this collection of the worst people in your dorm room. It just might save your life.

Vote on the worst type of person to be stuck with in your dorm, and if we missed someone that really gets on your nerves, add them to the list.
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The Hoarder is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Hoarder
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The Couple Who Won't Sto... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Couple Who Won't Stop Having Sex
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The Girl Who Wants to Sh... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who Wants to Share ALL of Your Stuff
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Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy
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The Fake Friendly RA is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Fake Friendly RA
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The Coolest Guy in High ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Coolest Guy in High School
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The Passive Aggressive G... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Passive Aggressive Girl on Your Floor
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The Party Animal is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Party Animal
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The Rich Kid is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Rich Kid
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The Girl Who Won't Stop ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying
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The Wannabe Frat Guy is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Wannabe Frat Guy
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The Existential Pot Head... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Existential Pot Head
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The RA Who Cares WAY Too... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much
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The Girl Who's Still Dat... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who's Still Dating Her High School Boyfriend
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The Neat Freak is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Neat Freak
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The Guy Who Stopped Goin... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Guy Who Stopped Going to Class and Is Just Hanging Out Until the End of the Semester
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The Acoustic Guitar Guy ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Acoustic Guitar Guy
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The Liquor Bottle Guy is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Liquor Bottle Guy
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The Dude Who Never Leave... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Dude Who Never Leaves His Room
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The Home Sick Girl is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Home Sick Girl
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Gross Jocks is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
Gross Jocks
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The Guy Who's Never on T... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Guy Who's Never on Time
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The Girl Who's Always in... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who's Always in the Common Room
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The Exhibitionist is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Exhibitionist
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The Narc is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Narc