The Worst People In Every College Dorm

If you’re like most college freshmen, you’re living in a dorm with a bunch of new people with all kinds of quirky personal tics. It probably seems like you’re the only normal person living in the whole place. Well get used to that feeling, because the people in your dorm are your new friends and de facto family members for the rest of the semester, if not the rest of the year. Sometimes it seems like everyone who lives in a college dorm spent their senior year of high school studying every teen movie they could get their hands on in order to establish an identity for themselves. The young men and women are not only unique snowflakes, they’re also the worst people in your dorm.

The types of people in dorms are hands down some of the worst people that you’ll ever meet. But pretty much everyone at that age is the worst, so at least most of them will grow out of it by senior year. Hopefully. Everyone who goes to college assumes that they’ll run into a couple of party animals and definitely a couple of bros, but no one is ready to meet the girl who won’t stop crying. If you’re getting ready to go away to college for your freshman year, study this collection of the worst people in your dorm room. It just might save your life.

Vote on the worst type of person to be stuck with in your dorm, and if we missed someone that really gets on your nerves, add them to the list.
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  • The Girl Who Wants to Share ALL of Your Stuff
    1

    The Girl Who Wants to Share ALL of Your Stuff

  • The Couple Who Won't Stop Having Sex
    2

    The Couple Who Won't Stop Having Sex

  • The Hoarder
    3

    The Hoarder

  • The Coolest Guy in High School
    4

    The Coolest Guy in High School

  • The Passive Aggressive Girl on Your Floor
    5

    The Passive Aggressive Girl on Your Floor

  • The Wannabe Frat Guy
    6

    The Wannabe Frat Guy

  • The Party Animal
    7

    The Party Animal

  • The Existential Pot Head
    8

    The Existential Pot Head

  • The Rich Kid
    9

    The Rich Kid

  • The Fake Friendly RA
    10

    The Fake Friendly RA

  • Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy
    11

    Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy

  • The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying
    12

    The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying

  • The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much
    13

    The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much

  • The Acoustic Guitar Guy
    14

    The Acoustic Guitar Guy

  • The Neat Freak
    15

    The Neat Freak

  • The Girl Who's Still Dating Her High School Boyfriend
    16

    The Girl Who's Still Dating Her High School Boyfriend

  • The Guy Who Stopped Going to Class and Is Just Hanging Out Until the End of the Semester
    17

    The Guy Who Stopped Going to Class and Is Just Hanging Out Until the End of the Semester

  • The Home Sick Girl
    18

    The Home Sick Girl

  • Gross Jocks
    19

    Gross Jocks

  • The Liquor Bottle Guy
    20

    The Liquor Bottle Guy

  • The Dude Who Never Leaves His Room
    21

    The Dude Who Never Leaves His Room

  • The Guy Who's Never on Time
    22

    The Guy Who's Never on Time

  • The Narc
    23

    The Narc

  • The Exhibitionist
    24

    The Exhibitionist

  • The Girl Who's Always in the Common Room
    25

    The Girl Who's Always in the Common Room