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The Most Overrated Places to Have Sex

Updated June 14, 2019 57.2k votes 6.3k voters 213.6k views31 items

List RulesUpvote the places that seem like a great place to get it on, but are actually just the worst.

Have you ever dated one of those guys or girls who's all about trying to make sex more adventurous by doing it in unexpected places? If so, then you may have already learned the hard way that just because a location sounds like a great place for a sexy adventure doesn’t always mean it is. That’s why we’ve assembled this list in the hopes of dispelling a few common rumors and revealing some of the most overrated places to do it. So peruse these places you shouldn't have sex and share your hard-earned knowledge by voting up the worst places for sex amid these sexy spots that are commonly mistaken for good ideas.

Ever pulled your back out while trying to do it on the floor? Ever thought it’d be romantic to do it in the swimming pool, only to end up trying desperately to ignore how much the chlorine was stinging your eyes? Here you’ll find yourself in good company as you join the ranks of those of us who have learned first-hand how very unsexy it can be to try and make love on a bear skin run while being silently judged by said bear’s taxidermied head.

Whether you’re new to the game or a seasoned veteran, join in on the fun of pinpointing these bad places for sex, no matter how good an idea they seem in the heat of the moment. After all, who wants to learn the hard way how very inconvenient insect bites and/or in unfortunate places can be?

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  • The Great Outdoors1
    1,912
    771

    The Great Outdoors

  • In the Shower2
    1,916
    909

    In the Shower

  • In the Car3
    1,725
    864

    In the Car

  • On a Counter4
    1,567
    799

    On a Counter

  • In a Tent5
    1,409
    762

    In a Tent

  • On the Floor6
    1,485
    842

    On the Floor

  • Kitchen7
    546
    310
  • In the Pool8
    1,368
    896

    In the Pool

  • In the Hot Tub9
    1,261
    873

    In the Hot Tub

  • On a Boat10
    1,113
    768

    On a Boat

  • In Front of a Mirror11
    1,204
    869

    In Front of a Mirror

  • On the Beach12
    1,078
    843

    On the Beach

  • At a Party13
    1,065
    850

    At a Party

  • At the Office/Work14
    1,059
    848

    At the Office/Work

  • In Public15
    992
    862

    In Public

  • In Your Childhood Room16
    796
    976

    In Your Childhood Room

  • On the Massage Table17
    668
    924

    On the Massage Table

  • On a Trampoline18
    685
    953

    On a Trampoline

  • On a Bear Skin Rug19
    611
    937

    On a Bear Skin Rug

  • In Your Parents' Bed20
    679
    1,060

    In Your Parents' Bed

  • In the Ocean21
    633
    1,011

    In the Ocean

  • On an Airplane22
    607
    983

    On an Airplane

  • In a Hammock23
    579
    973

    In a Hammock

  • Traffic24
    189
    325
  • In the Bar Bathroom25
    541
    965

    In the Bar Bathroom