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Niko Berry
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List Rules Vote up the worst, most unbelievable restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares.

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares is a strange beast in the realm of reality TV shows. On one hand, it is a grand, seven-season thesis on how human laziness is more dangerous than outright malice. In every episode, some dynamic of several people saying "not my problem" builds into a massive, life-endangering, business-destroying, family-ruining mess. Worst of all, after Ramsay leaves and the credits roll, over 60 percent of the restaurants go right back to being terrible at everything and close down.

Kitchen Nightmares is also a convincing argument for why Gordon Ramsay needs to be canonized as a modern saint. The level of patience he shows in the face of insane restaurateurs, violent chefs, and vomit-inducing food seems divinely inspired at times. So in honor of the strange case study of humanity that is Kitchen Nightmares, let's rank the worst people on Kitchen Nightmares! Vote up the worst restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares that you would never even consider eating at.

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Amy's Baking Company: Run ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Amy's Baking Company: Run by Two Lunatics

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Dillon's: Serving Rotten, Rat ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Dillon's: Serving Rotten, Rat Dropping-Covered Food

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Casa Roma: In Which Gordon Thr... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Casa Roma: In Which Gordon Throws Up Twice

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Spanish Pavilion: Dead, Reekin... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Spanish Pavilion: Dead, Reeking Lobsters

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The Secret Garden: Literally M... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
The Secret Garden: Literally Made Gordon Throw Up

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Seascape: A Kitchen Caked in F... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Seascape: A Kitchen Caked in Filth

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Fiesta Sunrise: Green, Slimy C... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Fiesta Sunrise: Green, Slimy Chicken

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Chappy's: The Angriest Che... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Chappy's: The Angriest Chef

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Burger Kitchen: Run by a Thiev... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Burger Kitchen: Run by a Thieving Conspiracy Theorist

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Nino's Italian Restaurant:... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Nino's Italian Restaurant: The Delusional Owner

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Lela's: Why We Don't H... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Lela's: Why We Don't Have Hot Refrigerators

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Pantaleon's: The Greasiest... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Pantaleon's: The Greasiest Pizza

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The Black Pearl: Extreme Argum... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
The Black Pearl: Extreme Argumentation

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Peter's: Guidos Picking Fi... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Peter's: Guidos Picking Fights

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Finn McCool's: Rotten Meat and... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Finn McCool's: Rotten Meat and a Thuggish Chef

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La Parra De Burriana: The Food... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
La Parra De Burriana: The Food Looks Like It Tastes

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La Galleria 33: A Succession o... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
La Galleria 33: A Succession of Problems

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Sushi Ko: Sushi Pizza is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Sushi Ko: Sushi Pizza

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Fenwick Arms: Filling Potholes... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
Fenwick Arms: Filling Potholes with Gravy

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The Mixing Bowl Eatery: Curse ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Gordon Ramsay's Most Nightmarish Kitchen Nightmares
The Mixing Bowl Eatery: Curse of the Headcase Manager