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albums Ill-Advised Records by Good Musicians That Totally Bombed  

Mike Rothschild
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Sometimes a musician gives it their all, and just doesn't make a good record. But other times, they have a terrible idea that nobody can talk them out of, push it as far as they can, and don't make a good record. Many of the best musicians of all time have faltered here and there, releasing their worst album, or a record that is just plain weird, and doesn't impress fans... or the critics. What are the worst albums made by great musicians and bands?

Nobody remembers the mediocre records, but everyone knows the terrible, career-killing ones. These are the worst of the worst, awkward veers into genres outside of their strengths, insane concept albums that nobody in the band understands, contractual-obligation filler, arrogant stabs at replacing a lead singer, or just flights of fancy fueled by cocaine and ego. And they're all by musicians that have done great, timeless, platinum-selling work.

Sure, some of these albums even went platinum. But that doesn't mean they were good. In fact, they were all odd forays into musical worlds unknown, that would probably have been better left unexplored. From Paul Simon's Broadway musical, Elvis's spoken word album, an Garth Brooks's alt-rock record released under an alter ego with a soul patch, these are the truly worst records by good musicians that would have been better left unrecorded.

Upvote the most ill-advised and terrible records by great bands and singers in rock, R&B, and pop below... and listen at your own risk.
In... the Life of Chris Gaines is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ill-Advised Records by Good Musicians That Totally Bombed
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In the Life of Chris Gaines - 1999

Bored with writing massively popular country hits, Garth Brooks grew a soul patch and rebranded himself as Australian alternative rocker Chris Gaines. The resultant album, 1999’s In the Life of Chris Gaines (also confusingly called Chris Gaines Greatest Hits), was intended to be the soundtrack to a film that was never made. While the album was a moderate hit, going double platinum, neither fans nor critics understood what Brooks was trying to do – and Brooks didn’t seem to, either.

He quickly abandoned the whole persona, releasing a Christmas album just a few months later.
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Lulu - 2011

Cantankerous rocker Lou Reed and speed metal mavens Metallica went together about as well as oil and vodka. Their joint album, 2011’s Lulu, was derided by critics as a shambling wreck, with Reed’s off-key sing speaking smushed together with some generic bar band thrash. The lyrics, based on German expressionist plays from the late 1800s, were all but incomprehensible, and nobody in Metallica sounded like they were playing the same song, much less working on the same album.

The 90 minute mess was harshly reviewed and soon vanished. Sadly, it was the last album Reed put out before he died two years later.
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Robin Thicke Tries to Win His Wife Back

Paula - 2014

Robin Thicke followed up his monster 2013 hit “Blurred Lines” with a very public split from his wife, actress Paula Patton – something bound to happen if your biggest song has lyrics that maybe justify rape and a video of you dancing around a bunch of dead-eyed, naked women.

A seemingly heartbroken Thicke quickly cut the album Paula, a shameless attempt to win her back through R&B schmaltz and public begging. Both the relationship and the album failed – Paula sold a fraction of Blurred Lines, and Paula Patton filed for divorce from Thicke a few months later.
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Rebirth - 2010

Though it went gold, rapper Lil Wayne’s album of guitar-driven rap was savaged by critics. While Wayne had gone out of his way to declare he was making a rock album, reviewers claimed it wasn’t so much a rock record as a collection of clichéd boasts, rudimentary guitar playing and singing Auto-Tuned beyond recognition. All this performed by someone who had heard of rock, but knew nothing of how to actually make it.

Wayne ditched the guitar with due haste.  
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