List Rules Vote up the worst, dumbest, most annoying things about iOS 10.
And so the gods of modern technology have seen fit to bless the mindless masses with a software update. Maybe you're wondering, "Should i get the new iOS?" A valid query. But the real question is, is iOS 10 a blessing, or a Sodom & Gomorrah-style curse? Or, put more succinctly, does iOS 10 suck? Well, yes and no. There are some nice features to iOS 10, but, as with most new Apple products, users are reporting numerous bugs and other annoyances tied to the new software.
Let's be clear - there are plenty of nifty improvements provided by iOS 10. But what fun would it be to talk about those? It's every iPhone user's right and pleasure to gripe about the smallest inconveniences suffered through constant, addiction-addled phone use. What do you think this is, the Killing Fields? Apple acolytes don't have real problems, they have rich people problems.
So let's come together before of our false, flat, retina-screened idol, and stone it to death for forcing us to make occasional extra keystrokes. Behold: here is your list of worst things about iOS 10. Don't forget to vote up your biggest new-software-related pet peeves.
Pushing the Home Button to Access Your Phone Even After Using Your Fingerprint or Code, Necessitating Anger Management Courses
Faster Battery Drain Because the Damn Thing Wasn't Dead Fast Enough Already
No More Slide to Unlock, and a Bunch of Dumbass Nonsense in Its Place
The Way the Camera Opens All Tiny in Messages
You Can No Longer Copy Parts of Messages Because Why Exactly?
Sh*tty Substitute Emojis, Like the Water Pistol, Because That'll Stop Gun Violence (BTW You Can Still Buy iGun Pro So WTF Is the Point, Exactly?)
No iMessage Alerts Anymore, So Expect to Be Fired When You Miss that Message from Your Boss
Message Notifications Are Way Too Intrusive and Hard to Remove
Alerts and Notifications Are Freaking Enormous
Personal Information on the Lock Screen Because Maybe Identity Thieves Program for Apple Now and Want to Help Their Friends?
Vanishing Ringtones Because Yeah Who Needs Those, Apple? Thanks.
Media Controls No Longer on Main Control Center Pop-Up
Accidentally Swiping to Media Player Control Every Time You Try to Dim Your Screen
Heinous Wifi Connectivity Issues, So There Goes All Your Data
This Digital Touch Message Thing Is Annoying and Stupid. So Are the Invisible Ink, Sound Effects, Balloon & Confetti, etc.
Less Intuitive Apple Music Interface aka It Sucks Even More Than It Did Before Which Was Pretty Heavy Suckage
iPhone Overheats Now, If It Didn't Already Have Enough Problems
Stop Trying to Learn My Sleep Cycle, Machine
Awesome 3D Touch Controls Aren't So Awesome w/o a 3D Touch iPhone, i.e. Completely F*cking Worthless
Swipe Down Always Opens Notifications View Instead of the Today Widgets
How Do You Draw a Heart? Why Would I Draw a Heart?
Problems with Volume Control So Kiss Your Hearing Goodbye as Your Headphones Vacillate from Faint to Cocophonous
Great, Now You Have to Go Disable 'Raise to Wake'
New Messaging Features Send Alerts Every Time Someone Does. ANYTHING
All the Colors on the Control Center
Notes Are Less Tidy
All the New People Emojis Look So Sad
Phones Bricking During Download So There Goes Your Whole F*cking Life Thanks Very Much Apple
What Is This Home Icon? Get Off My Screen
Have to Swipe Between Control Center and Media Player, Like You Have All Day
The Idiotic Message Effects Animations Throw You into Seizures
Too Much Horizontal Swiping So All Our Fingers Will Look Like Warped Wood in 10 Years