List Rules Vote up the characteristics, stories, and actions that make Brianna and Jaelin so, so loathsome.
It's not easy to decide the worst things about YouTube couple Jaelin and Brianna, but this list has been whittled down to a manageable number. You know when you see something that’s so strange and confusing that it takes your brain a moment to reconfigure itself? That’s what happens when you watch a video by BriannaJoy. Without even opening their mouths, Brianna and her child bride Jaelin make people want to douse their heads in gasoline. That urge grows exponentially when they offer advice on dating or describe a run in with the citizens of Chicago, they city that they fled after living there for about a day. Their Chicago meltdown inspired a massive uptick in their exposure and even inspired a Chicago Walking Tour of their hysterically overblown story.
What are the most annoying things about BriannaJoy and Jaelin? Is it their flippant attitude towards someone in dire need of a mental health expert? Or is it their belief that they hold the answers to life’s most important questions? Or is it there constant use of the word “literally?” You may have experienced pain at some point in your life, but it’s nothing compared to the nightmare that is sitting through a BriannaJoy YouTube video.
Tell us, why do you hate Brianna and Jaelin White? Vote up the characteristics, stories, and actions that make Brianna and Jaelin so, so loathsome.
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Their Assertion That They Have PTSD
Brianna Fell in Love with Jaelin Because He Cried Watching Madea
They Keep Calling Everything a Sign from God
Somehow They Managed to Turn the Institutional Disenfranchisement of the Lower Class Into a Slight Against Their Very Nature
Brianna Calls a Jean Vest a "Denim Jacket without Sleeves"
They Have a Self-Described "Tumblr Relationship"
They Make Renting an Apartment Sound Like Raiders of the Lost Ark
Literally Their Overuse of the Word Literally
Their Belief That They Needed to Transfer All of Jaelin's Money to a New Bank Account
His name Is Jaelin. Seriously. JAELIN.
Jaelin Looks Like a 10-Year-Old Boy Who's Always in Trouble
Brianna Could Not Sound Whiter While Saying "Baller"
They Don't Understand Uber
Why Are They Explaining What a Subway Looks Like?
Jaelin's Constant Hair Flipping
Jaelin's Creepy Laugh
Their Need to Explain Public Transportation
They Waited Four Months to Kiss
The Idea That Going to a Tyler Perry Movie Could Be Magical
Grade School Skirmish? Is Jaelin a 19th Century Scribe?
Was This Vlog Sponsored by Chipotle?
They Can't Stop Talking Over Each Other
Their Reference to Ikea Furniture as "Good Furniture"