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The Worst Things About Suicide Squad  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the most annoying elements in DC's Suicide Squad movie.

Suicide Squad is being met resounding boos and more than a few snores. Somehow, a comic book movie about a group of supervillains getting together to eff stuff up in the name of good is being declared droll. Suicide Squad should be a movie that invites the audience to indulge in their most carnal theatrical desires, but instead it begs that you bring a pillow and your binkie so you don’t get cold while you nap in the theater. If you were disappointed with this drag of a movie, vote up the things you thought were the worst parts of Suicide Squad. 

You would think because they own the characters, DC's Suicide Squad mistakes would be kept to a minimum, but if it’s anything, the movie is one crushing blow of WTF after another. What’s so confusing is how filmmakers who obviously wanted to make a very fun and chaotic film managed to end up with something that’s the cinematic equivalent of waiting two hours for a pizza delivery only to find out there's no cheese, just crust.

From some of Jared Leto's Joker choices to the overdone origin stories, these are the worst things in the Suicide Squad movie.

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Outside of Deadshot and Harley... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Outside of Deadshot and Harley Quinn, There Are No Character Arcs
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Enchantress's Dancing is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Enchantress's Dancing
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Did Harley Quinn Dive into a V... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Did Harley Quinn Dive into a Vat of Chemicals or Milk?
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Slipknot's Three Minutes on Sc... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Slipknot's Three Minutes on Screen
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Were Enchantress's Minions the... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Were Enchantress's Minions the Putty Patrol?
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Suicide Squad Isn't About Anyt... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad Isn't About Anything
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That Incredibly Long Slow Moti... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
That Incredibly Long Slow Motion Climax
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Where Were the Team Dynamics? is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Where Were the Team Dynamics?
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Jared Leto's 1930s Gangste... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Jared Leto's 1930s Gangster Voice
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The Abysmal Dialogue is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The Abysmal Dialogue
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The "Jokes" That Fall ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The "Jokes" That Fall Flat
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Could Anyone Understand What C... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Could Anyone Understand What Captain Boomerang Was Saying?
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The Extremely Racist Portrayal... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The Extremely Racist Portrayal of Killer Croc
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The Indecipherable Action Sequ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The Indecipherable Action Sequences
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Does Enchantress's Brother Loo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Does Enchantress's Brother Look Like Thanos to Anyone Else?
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The Movie Felt Like One Long V... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The Movie Felt Like One Long Video Game Adaptation of a Music Video
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Harley Quinn's Animated Costum... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Harley Quinn's Animated Costume Didn't Look So Great in Live Action
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The Dreary Collection of Hour-... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The Dreary Collection of Hour-Long Mini Origin Stories
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Will Smith's Run DMC Cosplay O... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Will Smith's Run DMC Cosplay Outfit
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Deadshot's Halloween Mask is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Deadshot's Halloween Mask
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Why Was Diablo Being Kept in a... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Why Was Diablo Being Kept in a Train Car?
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The 2-Hour, 10-Minute Run Time is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The 2-Hour, 10-Minute Run Time
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Suicide Squad's Treatment of W... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad's Treatment of Women
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Ike Barinholtz's "Souther... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
Ike Barinholtz's "Southern Accent"
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The '70s Weekend Soundtrac... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things About Suicide Squad
The '70s Weekend Soundtrack