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The Worst Things About Suicide Squad

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Vote up the most annoying elements in DC's Suicide Squad movie.

Suicide Squad is being met resounding boos and more than a few snores. Somehow, a comic book movie about a group of supervillains getting together to eff stuff up in the name of good is being declared droll. Suicide Squad should be a movie that invites the audience to indulge in their most carnal theatrical desires, but instead it begs that you bring a pillow and your binkie so you don’t get cold while you nap in the theater. If you were disappointed with this drag of a movie, vote up the things you thought were the worst parts of Suicide Squad. 

You would think because they own the characters, DC's Suicide Squad mistakes would be kept to a minimum, but if it’s anything, the movie is one crushing blow of WTF after another. What’s so confusing is how filmmakers who obviously wanted to make a very fun and chaotic film managed to end up with something that’s the cinematic equivalent of waiting two hours for a pizza delivery only to find out there's no cheese, just crust.

From some of Jared Leto's Joker choices to the overdone origin stories, these are the worst things in the Suicide Squad movie.

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  • Outside of Deadshot and Harley Quinn, There Are No Character Arcs
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    Outside of Deadshot and Harley Quinn, There Are No Character Arcs

  • Enchantress's Dancing
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    Enchantress's Dancing

  • Slipknot's Three Minutes on Screen
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    Slipknot's Three Minutes on Screen

  • Suicide Squad Isn't About Anything
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    Suicide Squad Isn't About Anything

  • Did Harley Quinn Dive into a Vat of Chemicals or Milk?
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    Did Harley Quinn Dive into a Vat of Chemicals or Milk?

  • Were Enchantress's Minions the Putty Patrol?
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    Were Enchantress's Minions the Putty Patrol?

  • Where Were the Team Dynamics?
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    Where Were the Team Dynamics?

  • The Abysmal Dialogue
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    The Abysmal Dialogue

  • Jared Leto's 1930s Gangster Voice
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    Jared Leto's 1930s Gangster Voice

  • That Incredibly Long Slow Motion Climax
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    That Incredibly Long Slow Motion Climax

  • The "Jokes" That Fall Flat
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    The "Jokes" That Fall Flat

  • The Indecipherable Action Sequences
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    The Indecipherable Action Sequences

  • The Extremely Racist Portrayal of Killer Croc
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    The Extremely Racist Portrayal of Killer Croc

  • The Movie Felt Like One Long Video Game Adaptation of a Music Video
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    The Movie Felt Like One Long Video Game Adaptation of a Music Video

  • Could Anyone Understand What Captain Boomerang Was Saying?
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    Could Anyone Understand What Captain Boomerang Was Saying?

  • The Dreary Collection of Hour-Long Mini Origin Stories
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    The Dreary Collection of Hour-Long Mini Origin Stories

  • Does Enchantress's Brother Look Like Thanos to Anyone Else?
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    Does Enchantress's Brother Look Like Thanos to Anyone Else?

  • Harley Quinn's Animated Costume Didn't Look So Great in Live Action
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    Harley Quinn's Animated Costume Didn't Look So Great in Live Action

  • Will Smith's Run DMC Cosplay Outfit
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    Will Smith's Run DMC Cosplay Outfit

  • Why Was Diablo Being Kept in a Train Car?
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    Why Was Diablo Being Kept in a Train Car?

  • The 2-Hour, 10-Minute Run Time
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    The 2-Hour, 10-Minute Run Time

  • Deadshot's Halloween Mask
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    Deadshot's Halloween Mask

  • Ike Barinholtz's "Southern Accent"
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    Ike Barinholtz's "Southern Accent"

  • Suicide Squad's Treatment of Women
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    Suicide Squad's Treatment of Women

  • The '70s Weekend Soundtrack
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    The '70s Weekend Soundtrack