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Lauren Slocum
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Alcohol is your best friend until... it isn't. If you're familiar with the terms keg stand, shotgun, flip cup, or Long Island Iced Tea, you've probably experienced a drunken night or two in your day. We're sure there are plenty of people out there who've never blacked out and who've never made any regrettable decisions while under the influence, but it's safe to say those people fit into a mystical category of beings alongside unicorns and the Lochness monster. 

Some drunken mistakes carry less weight than others. Taking a spill down a staircase or exiting the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoes are mere child's play when compared to the painfully uncomfortable, worst things to do while drunk that you'll find on this list. The drinking mistakes you'll find listed below may have happened to the best of us at one time or another, but by making yourself aware of the treacherous possibilities, we're hoping to spare you some embarrassment in the future. 

If you could take back your worst drunk mistakes, which ones would they be? Feel free to leave your drunken shame stories in the comments section! Who doesn't love some humorous self-deprecation, anyways? Vote up the terrible drinking mistakes you think are the worst and remember - drink with caution!
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Drive Your Car is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Drive Your Car

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717 262
Get Tattooed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get Tattooed

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657 248
Decide It's No Biggie to Have ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's No Biggie to Have Unprotected Sex

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569 234
Play with Guns is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Play with Guns

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609 273
Text Your Ex is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Text Your Ex

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560 255
Talk to Police is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Talk to Police

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407 208
Confront Someone You've Been F... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Confront Someone You've Been Fighting With

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492 263
Let People Film You Doing Stup... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Let People Film You Doing Stupid S**t

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433 225
Tell Other People's Secrets is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Tell Other People's Secrets

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424 222
Promise Anyone Anything is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Promise Anyone Anything

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374 195
Answer Work Emails is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Answer Work Emails

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421 230
Make Out with Someone You'... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Make Out with Someone You've Never Really Liked Sober

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295 169
Participate in a Knife Throwin... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Participate in a Knife Throwing Contest

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337 218
Elope is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Elope

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301 201
Submit an Application for a Jo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Submit an Application for a Job You Want

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283 191
Try to go Swimming is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Try to go Swimming

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276 191
Use the Stove is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Use the Stove

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249 173
Call Your Best Friend Out... o... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Best Friend Out... on Anything

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280 199
Decide It's Time for a New... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's Time for a New Haircut

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309 230
Get More Drunk is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get More Drunk

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224 164
Fall Asleep on Public Transit is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Fall Asleep on Public Transit

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256 197
Steal Lawn Decorations While W... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Steal Lawn Decorations While Walking Home

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245 189
Have a Heart-to-Heart with... ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Have a Heart-to-Heart with... Anyone

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242 191
S.U.I. (Shop Under the Influen... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
S.U.I. (Shop Under the Influence)

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245 195
Any Activity That Could Be Con... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Any Activity That Could Be Considered an Obstacle Course

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180 144
Unabashedly Talk to People Abo... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Unabashedly Talk to People About Their Physical Appearance

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212 180
Befriend Strangers and/or Home... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Befriend Strangers and/or Homeless People

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104 82
Amazon.com is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Wil Pharaoh added Amazon.com

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180 162
Call Your Landlord to Complain is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Landlord to Complain

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99 109
Thailand is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
thaddieous-michael-k-ferguson added Jump the FIRE ROPE at the Full Moon Party - Thailand

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1 3
Write a (the) song to a long l... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Coda Dakota added Write a (the) song to a long lost friend who you think you are in love with

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156 179
Pass out with Your Shoes On is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Pass out with Your Shoes On

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135 180
Blow Your Cover on Social Medi... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Blow Your Cover on Social Media