Culture

The Worst Things to Do While Drunk  

Lauren Slocum
21.9k votes 2k voters 63.2k views 33 items

Alcohol is your best friend until... it isn't. If you're familiar with the terms keg stand, shotgun, flip cup, or Long Island Iced Tea, you've probably experienced a drunken night or two in your day. We're sure there are plenty of people out there who've never blacked out and who've never made any regrettable decisions while under the influence, but it's safe to say those people fit into a mystical category of beings alongside unicorns and the Lochness monster. 

Some drunken mistakes carry less weight than others. Taking a spill down a staircase or exiting the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoes are mere child's play when compared to the painfully uncomfortable, worst things to do while drunk that you'll find on this list. The drinking mistakes you'll find listed below may have happened to the best of us at one time or another, but by making yourself aware of the treacherous possibilities, we're hoping to spare you some embarrassment in the future. 

If you could take back your worst drunk mistakes, which ones would they be? Feel free to leave your drunken shame stories in the comments section! Who doesn't love some humorous self-deprecation, anyways? Vote up the terrible drinking mistakes you think are the worst and remember - drink with caution!
list ordered by
1
Drive Your Car is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Drive Your Car
2
Play with Guns is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Play with Guns
3
Get Tattooed is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get Tattooed
4
Decide It's No Biggie to Have ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's No Biggie to Have Unprotected Sex
5
Text Your Ex is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Text Your Ex
6
Talk to Police is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Talk to Police
7
Answer Work Emails is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Answer Work Emails
8
Tell Other People's Secrets is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Tell Other People's Secrets
9
Let People Film You Doing Stup... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Let People Film You Doing Stupid S**t
10
Participate in a Knife Throwin... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Participate in a Knife Throwing Contest
11
Confront Someone You've Been F... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Confront Someone You've Been Fighting With
12
Promise Anyone Anything is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Promise Anyone Anything
13
Make Out with Someone You'... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Make Out with Someone You've Never Really Liked Sober
14
Elope is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Elope
15
Submit an Application for a Jo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Submit an Application for a Job You Want
16
Fall Asleep on Public Transit is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Fall Asleep on Public Transit
17
Decide It's Time for a New... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's Time for a New Haircut
18
Try to go Swimming is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Try to go Swimming
19
Call Your Best Friend Out... o... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Best Friend Out... on Anything
20
Use the Stove is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Use the Stove
21
Unabashedly Talk to People Abo... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Unabashedly Talk to People About Their Physical Appearance
22
Call Your Landlord to Complain is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Landlord to Complain
23
Get More Drunk is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get More Drunk
24
Amazon.com is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Wil Pharaoh added
25
Steal Lawn Decorations While W... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Steal Lawn Decorations While Walking Home