Drinks The Worst Things to Do While Drunk  

Lauren Slocum
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Alcohol is your best friend until... it isn't. If you're familiar with the terms keg stand, shotgun, flip cup, or Long Island Iced Tea, you've probably experienced a drunken night or two in your day. We're sure there are plenty of people out there who've never blacked out and who've never made any regrettable decisions while under the influence, but it's safe to say those people fit into a mystical category of beings alongside unicorns and the Lochness monster. 

Some drunken mistakes carry less weight than others. Taking a spill down a staircase or exiting the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoes are mere child's play when compared to the painfully uncomfortable, worst things to do while drunk that you'll find on this list. The drinking mistakes you'll find listed below may have happened to the best of us at one time or another, but by making yourself aware of the treacherous possibilities, we're hoping to spare you some embarrassment in the future. 

If you could take back your worst drunk mistakes, which ones would they be? Feel free to leave your drunken shame stories in the comments section! Who doesn't love some humorous self-deprecation, anyways? Vote up the terrible drinking mistakes you think are the worst and remember - drink with caution!
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1,120 221
Drive Your Car is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Drive Your Car

2
841 300
Get Tattooed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get Tattooed

3
731 255
Play with Guns is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Play with Guns

4
798 287
Decide It's No Biggie to Have ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's No Biggie to Have Unprotected Sex

5
718 318
Text Your Ex is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Text Your Ex

6
663 289
Talk to Police is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Talk to Police

7
474 217
Answer Work Emails is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Answer Work Emails

8
527 254
Tell Other People's Secrets is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Tell Other People's Secrets

9
596 298
Let People Film You Doing Stup... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Let People Film You Doing Stupid S**t

10
482 236
Confront Someone You've Been F... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Confront Someone You've Been Fighting With

11
499 248
Promise Anyone Anything is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Promise Anyone Anything

12
492 256
Make Out with Someone You'... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Make Out with Someone You've Never Really Liked Sober

13
370 185
Participate in a Knife Throwin... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Participate in a Knife Throwing Contest

14
401 237
Elope is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Elope

15
355 231
Submit an Application for a Jo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Submit an Application for a Job You Want

16
336 220
Decide It's Time for a New... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's Time for a New Haircut

17
300 193
Call Your Best Friend Out... o... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Best Friend Out... on Anything

18
331 219
Try to go Swimming is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Try to go Swimming

19
280 182
Fall Asleep on Public Transit is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Fall Asleep on Public Transit

20
324 221
Use the Stove is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Use the Stove

21
362 271
Get More Drunk is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get More Drunk

22
224 161
Unabashedly Talk to People Abo... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Unabashedly Talk to People About Their Physical Appearance

23
289 226
Steal Lawn Decorations While W... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Steal Lawn Decorations While Walking Home

24
277 218
Any Activity That Could Be Con... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Any Activity That Could Be Considered an Obstacle Course

25
280 222
Have a Heart-to-Heart with... ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Have a Heart-to-Heart with... Anyone