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The Worst Things to Do While Drunk 

Lauren Slocum
Updated October 13, 2018 22.5k votes 2k voters 64.1k views 33 items

Alcohol is your best friend until... it isn't. If you're familiar with the terms keg stand, shotgun, flip cup, or Long Island Iced Tea, you've probably experienced a drunken night or two in your day. We're sure there are plenty of people out there who've never blacked out and who've never made any regrettable decisions while under the influence, but it's safe to say those people fit into a mystical category of beings alongside unicorns and the Lochness monster. 

Some drunken mistakes carry less weight than others. Taking a spill down a staircase or exiting the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoes are mere child's play when compared to the painfully uncomfortable, worst things to do while drunk that you'll find on this list. The drinking mistakes you'll find listed below may have happened to the best of us at one time or another, but by making yourself aware of the treacherous possibilities, we're hoping to spare you some embarrassment in the future. 

If you could take back your worst drunk mistakes, which ones would they be? Feel free to leave your drunken shame stories in the comments section! Who doesn't love some humorous self-deprecation, anyways? Vote up the terrible drinking mistakes you think are the worst and remember - drink with caution!
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Drive Your Car is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Drive Your Car
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Play with Guns is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Play with Guns
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Get Tattooed is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get Tattooed
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Decide It's No Biggie to... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's No Biggie to Have Unprotected Sex
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Text Your Ex is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Text Your Ex
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Talk to Police is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Talk to Police
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Let People Film You Doin... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Let People Film You Doing Stupid S**t
8
Answer Work Emails is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Answer Work Emails
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Tell Other People's Secr... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Tell Other People's Secrets
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Promise Anyone Anything ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Promise Anyone Anything
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Confront Someone You've ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Confront Someone You've Been Fighting With
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Make Out with Someone Yo... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Make Out with Someone You've Never Really Liked Sober
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Participate in a Knife T... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Participate in a Knife Throwing Contest
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Elope is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Elope
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Submit an Application fo... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Submit an Application for a Job You Want
16
Decide It's Time for a N... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's Time for a New Haircut
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Try to go Swimming is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Try to go Swimming
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Fall Asleep on Public Tr... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Fall Asleep on Public Transit
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Use the Stove is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Use the Stove
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Call Your Best Friend Ou... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Best Friend Out... on Anything
21
Get More Drunk is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get More Drunk
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Unabashedly Talk to Peop... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Unabashedly Talk to People About Their Physical Appearance
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Steal Lawn Decorations W... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Steal Lawn Decorations While Walking Home
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S.U.I. (Shop Under the I... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
S.U.I. (Shop Under the Influence)
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Any Activity That Could ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Any Activity That Could Be Considered an Obstacle Course