Drinks The Worst Things to Do While Drunk  

Lauren Slocum
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Alcohol is your best friend until... it isn't. If you're familiar with the terms keg stand, shotgun, flip cup, or Long Island Iced Tea, you've probably experienced a drunken night or two in your day. We're sure there are plenty of people out there who've never blacked out and who've never made any regrettable decisions while under the influence, but it's safe to say those people fit into a mystical category of beings alongside unicorns and the Lochness monster. 

Some drunken mistakes carry less weight than others. Taking a spill down a staircase or exiting the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoes are mere child's play when compared to the painfully uncomfortable, worst things to do while drunk that you'll find on this list. The drinking mistakes you'll find listed below may have happened to the best of us at one time or another, but by making yourself aware of the treacherous possibilities, we're hoping to spare you some embarrassment in the future. 

If you could take back your worst drunk mistakes, which ones would they be? Feel free to leave your drunken shame stories in the comments section! Who doesn't love some humorous self-deprecation, anyways? Vote up the terrible drinking mistakes you think are the worst and remember - drink with caution!
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1,159 227
Drive Your Car is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Drive Your Car
2
763 259
Play with Guns is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Play with Guns
3
867 311
Get Tattooed is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get Tattooed
4
822 295
Decide It's No Biggie to Have ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's No Biggie to Have Unprotected Sex
5
741 329
Text Your Ex is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Text Your Ex
6
681 300
Talk to Police is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Talk to Police
7
498 221
Answer Work Emails is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Answer Work Emails
8
548 261
Tell Other People's Secrets is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Tell Other People's Secrets
9
617 304
Let People Film You Doing Stup... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Let People Film You Doing Stupid S**t
10
501 241
Confront Someone You've Been F... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Confront Someone You've Been Fighting With
11
514 256
Promise Anyone Anything is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Promise Anyone Anything
12
509 264
Make Out with Someone You'... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Make Out with Someone You've Never Really Liked Sober
13
386 191
Participate in a Knife Throwin... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Participate in a Knife Throwing Contest
14
414 242
Elope is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Elope
15
353 225
Decide It's Time for a New... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Decide It's Time for a New Haircut
16
369 238
Submit an Application for a Jo... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Submit an Application for a Job You Want
17
343 225
Try to go Swimming is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Try to go Swimming
18
295 189
Fall Asleep on Public Transit is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Fall Asleep on Public Transit
19
340 225
Use the Stove is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Use the Stove
20
308 203
Call Your Best Friend Out... o... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Call Your Best Friend Out... on Anything
21
235 164
Unabashedly Talk to People Abo... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Unabashedly Talk to People About Their Physical Appearance
22
369 280
Get More Drunk is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Get More Drunk
23
284 224
Any Activity That Could Be Con... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Any Activity That Could Be Considered an Obstacle Course
24
295 234
Steal Lawn Decorations While W... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Steal Lawn Decorations While Walking Home
25
286 230
Have a Heart-to-Heart with... ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
Have a Heart-to-Heart with... Anyone