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The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions

Updated November 12, 2019 118.4k votes 11.0k voters 276.0k views49 items

"Would You Rather" is both a fun game and one of the most timeless traditions for sleepovers, long car rides, and boring summer afternoons, and now you can while away the hours with this list of the best would you rather questions. No longer will you feel the need to think up dopey scenarios like, “Would you rather eat a bug or be a bug?” With this list on your side, you’ll rule the backseat of your parents' car with an iron fist. Get your problem solving glasses on and check out this list of good would you rather questions.

If you’ve never played would you rather before (then what planet are you from?), don't worry - it's easy. First, ask a question with two impossible to answer scenarios attached, and then watch your friends and family begin to question everything they thought was real. It’s genuinely amazing to see someone you’ve known all your life fall into an existential quagmire over the most inconsequential of things, thanks to some well-crafted would you rathers. But be warned, you too will face the same pit of despair when the would you rather tables are turned on you. If you think you can handle that kind of pressure, then check out this list of the best would you rather scenarios and get ready to answer some tough questions.

Feel free to add your favorite would you rather scenario to our already mighty list, including both dirty would you rather questions and clean, family-friendly ones. And for funsies, see how many of the scenarios you can answer in the comments before going completely insane.
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    874

    Would You Rather Shed Your Skin Like A Snake Every Morning, Or Wake Up Every Morning Being Bitten By A Snake?

  • 2
    4,597
    782

    Would You Rather Die Saving 10,000 Strangers From Death Knowing No One Would Ever Know It Was You Or Live Knowing Everyone Knows You Decided Not To Save 10,000 People’s Lives?

  • 3
    1,562
    247

    Would You Rather Have Common Sense Choices or the Stupidity of Most of These Questionable Choices?

  • 4
    3,642
    742

    Would You Rather Eat A Turkey The Size Of John Goodman Or John Goodman The Size Of A Turkey?

  • 5
    4,028
    832

    Would You Rather Babysit A Crying Infant For One Day, Or Have An Unwanted House Guest For A Week?

  • 6
    4,704
    985

    Would You Rather Freeze To Death Or Burn To Death?

  • 7
    3,596
    903

    Would You Rather Be Happy, But Alone Forever, Or Be Incredibly Depressed With The Love Of Your Life?

  • 8
    2,736
    705

    Would You Rather Have the World's first Talking Dog (But It's Always Gossiping About You), Or Be The World's First Human Pet?

  • 9
    2,839
    767

    Would You Rather Have Your Significant Other Look Through Your Texts/Emails/Internet History Or Your Employer?

  • 10
    3,627
    1,030

    Would You Rather Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind, Or Never Be Able To Speak Again?

  • 11
    3,005
    933

    Would You Rather Be Half Your Height Or Double Your Weight?

  • 12
    2,467
    849

    Would You Rather Have A Bell Go Off Every Time You Were Aroused, Or Have A Sharp Pain In Your Side Every Time Someone Said Your Name?

  • 13
    2,312
    798

    Would You Rather Crap Your Pants In Public Once A Year For The Rest Of Your Life Or Crap Yourself In Private Every Day For The Rest Of Your Life?

  • 14
    1,845
    693

    Would You Rather Have To Re-Learn The Rules Of Bridge Every Day Or Be Personally Responsible For Catching People Who Jump Off The Golden Gate Bridge?

  • 15
    1,807
    686

    Would You Rather Watch Your Parents Have Sex Every Day, Or Join In Once To Make It Stop?

  • 16
    1,970
    769

    Would You Rather Have Knives For Fingers Or Penises For Fingers?

  • 17
    1,638
    724

    Would You Rather Live In A World Where Finger Guns Shoot Real Bullets Or Where Fist Bumps Cause Real Explosions?

  • 18
    1,544
    769

    Would You Rather Die Right Now, Or Immediately Become The Only Person Left Alive?

  • 19
    1,649
    828

    Would You Rather Be An Ugly Genius Or A Hot Moron?

  • 20
    1,431
    828

    Would You Rather Have Your Dead Body Found On A Pile Of Sex Toys Or A Pile Of Drugs?

  • 21
    1,491
    922

    Would You Rather Have A Button That Slowed Down A Good Day Or Sped Up A Bad Day?

  • 22
    1,109
    751

    Would You Rather Have Sex With A Goat And Have No One Know It, Or Not Have Sex With A Goat But Have Everyone Think You Did?

  • 23
    1,217
    867

    Would You Rather Constantly Forget Your Name, Or Have To Change Your Name Every Time You Introduce yourself?

  • 24
    1,042
    874

    Would You Rather Have People Always Think You've Just Farted Or Be Only Able To Speak Using Quotes From The Twilight Movies?

  • 25
    1,122
    945

    Would You Rather Know When You're Going To Die, Or Know How You're Going To Die?