"Would You Rather" is both a fun game and one of the most timeless traditions for sleepovers, long car rides, and boring summer afternoons, and now you can while away the hours with this list of the best would you rather questions. No longer will you feel the need to think up dopey scenarios like, “Would you rather eat a bug or be a bug?” With this list on your side, you’ll rule the backseat of your parents' car with an iron fist. Get your problem solving glasses on and check out this list of good would you rather questions.
If you’ve never played would you rather before (then what planet are you from?), don't worry - it's easy. First, ask a question with two impossible to answer scenarios attached, and then watch your friends and family begin to question everything they thought was real. It’s genuinely amazing to see someone you’ve known all your life fall into an existential quagmire over the most inconsequential of things, thanks to some well-crafted would you rathers. But be warned, you too will face the same pit of despair when the would you rather tables are turned on you. If you think you can handle that kind of pressure, then check out this list of the best would you rather scenarios and get ready to answer some tough questions.
Feel free to add your favorite would you rather scenario to our already mighty list, including both dirty would you rather questions and clean, family-friendly ones. And for funsies, see how many of the scenarios you can answer in the comments before going completely insane.
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Would You Rather Shed Your Skin Like A Snake Every Morning, Or Wake Up Every Morning Being Bitten By A Snake?
Theresa Walker added Would You Rather Have Common Sense Choices or the Stupidity of Most of These Questionable Choices?
Would You Rather Die Saving 10,000 Strangers From Death Knowing No One Would Ever Know It Was You Or Live Knowing Everyone Knows You Decided Not To Save 10,000 People’s Lives?
Would You Rather Freeze To Death Or Burn To Death?
Would You Rather Babysit A Crying Infant For One Day, Or Have An Unwanted House Guest For A Week?
Would You Rather Eat A Turkey The Size Of John Goodman Or John Goodman The Size Of A Turkey?
Would You Rather Be Happy, But Alone Forever, Or Be Incredibly Depressed With The Love Of Your Life?
Would You Rather Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind, Or Never Be Able To Speak Again?
Would You Rather Have the World's first Talking Dog (But It's Always Gossiping About You), Or Be The World's First Human Pet?
Would You Rather Have Your Significant Other Look Through Your Texts/Emails/Internet History Or Your Employer?
Would You Rather Be Half Your Height Or Double Your Weight?
Would You Rather Have A Bell Go Off Every Time You Were Aroused, Or Have A Sharp Pain In Your Side Every Time Someone Said Your Name?
Would You Rather Crap Your Pants In Public Once A Year For The Rest Of Your Life Or Crap Yourself In Private Every Day For The Rest Of Your Life?
Would You Rather Have To Re-Learn The Rules Of Bridge Every Day Or Be Personally Responsible For Catching People Who Jump Off The Golden Gate Bridge?
Would You Rather Watch Your Parents Have Sex Every Day, Or Join In Once To Make It Stop?
Would You Rather Have Knives For Fingers Or Penises For Fingers?
Would You Rather Live In A World Where Finger Guns Shoot Real Bullets Or Where Fist Bumps Cause Real Explosions?
Would You Rather Be An Ugly Genius Or A Hot Moron?
Would You Rather Die Right Now, Or Immediately Become The Only Person Left Alive?
Would You Rather Have Your Dead Body Found On A Pile Of Sex Toys Or A Pile Of Drugs?
Would You Rather Have A Button That Slowed Down A Good Day Or Sped Up A Bad Day?
Would You Rather Constantly Forget Your Name, Or Have To Change Your Name Every Time You Introduce yourself?
Would You Rather Have Sex With A Goat And Have No One Know It, Or Not Have Sex With A Goat But Have Everyone Think You Did?
Would You Rather Have People Always Think You've Just Farted Or Be Only Able To Speak Using Quotes From The Twilight Movies?
Would You Rather Have No One Show Up To Your Wedding, Or To Your Funeral?