Humor The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions  

Jacob Shelton
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"Would You Rather" is both a fun game and one of the most timeless traditions for sleepovers, long car rides, and boring summer afternoons, and now you can while away the hours with this list of the best would you rather questions. No longer will you feel the need to think up dopey scenarios like, “Would you rather eat a bug or be a bug?” With this list on your side, you’ll rule the backseat of your parents' car with an iron fist. Get your problem solving glasses on and check out this list of good would you rather questions.

If you’ve never played would you rather before (then what planet are you from?), don't worry - it's easy. First, ask a question with two impossible to answer scenarios attached, and then watch your friends and family begin to question everything they thought was real. It’s genuinely amazing to see someone you’ve known all your life fall into an existential quagmire over the most inconsequential of things, thanks to some well-crafted would you rathers. But be warned, you too will face the same pit of despair when the would you rather tables are turned on you. If you think you can handle that kind of pressure, then check out this list of the best would you rather scenarios and get ready to answer some tough questions.

Feel free to add your favorite would you rather scenario to our already mighty list, including both dirty would you rather questions and clean, family-friendly ones. And for funsies, see how many of the scenarios you can answer in the comments before going completely insane.
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Would You Rather Shed Your Ski... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Shed Your Skin Like A Snake Every Morning, Or Wake Up Every Morning Being Bitten By A Snake?

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Would You Rather Freeze To Dea... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Freeze To Death Or Burn To Death?

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Would You Rather Die Saving 10... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Die Saving 10,000 Strangers From Death Knowing No One Would Ever Know It Was You Or Live Knowing Everyone Knows You Decided Not To Save 10,000 People’s Lives?

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Would You Rather Babysit A Cry... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Babysit A Crying Infant For One Day, Or Have An Unwanted House Guest For A Week?

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Would You Rather Say Everythin... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind, Or Never Be Able To Speak Again?

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Would You Rather Eat A Turkey ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Eat A Turkey The Size Of John Goodman Or John Goodman The Size Of A Turkey?

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Would You Rather Be Happy, But... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Be Happy, But Alone Forever, Or Be Incredibly Depressed With The Love Of Your Life?

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Would You Rather Be Half Your ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Be Half Your Height Or Double Your Weight?

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Would You Rather Have Your Sig... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have Your Significant Other Look Through Your Texts/Emails/Internet History Or Your Employer?

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Would You Rather Have the Worl... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have the World's first Talking Dog (But It's Always Gossiping About You), Or Be The World's First Human Pet?

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Would You Rather Have A Bell G... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have A Bell Go Off Every Time You Were Aroused, Or Have A Sharp Pain In Your Side Every Time Someone Said Your Name?

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Would You Rather Crap Your Pan... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Crap Your Pants In Public Once A Year For The Rest Of Your Life Or Crap Yourself In Private Every Day For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Would You Rather Have To Re-Le... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have To Re-Learn The Rules Of Bridge Every Day Or Be Personally Responsible For Catching People Who Jump Off The Golden Gate Bridge?

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Would You Rather Watch Your Pa... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Watch Your Parents Have Sex Every Day, Or Join In Once To Make It Stop?

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Would You Rather Have Knives F... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have Knives For Fingers Or Penises For Fingers?

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Would You Rather Have Common S... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
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Would You Rather Live In A Wor... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Live In A World Where Finger Guns Shoot Real Bullets Or Where Fist Bumps Cause Real Explosions?

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Would You Rather Be An Ugly Ge... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Be An Ugly Genius Or A Hot Moron?

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Would You Rather Have Your Dea... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have Your Dead Body Found On A Pile Of Sex Toys Or A Pile Of Drugs?

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Would You Rather Die Right Now... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Die Right Now, Or Immediately Become The Only Person Left Alive?

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Would You Rather Have A Button... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have A Button That Slowed Down A Good Day Or Sped Up A Bad Day?

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Would You Rather Constantly Fo... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Constantly Forget Your Name, Or Have To Change Your Name Every Time You Introduce yourself?

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Would You Rather Know When You... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Know When You're Going To Die, Or Know How You're Going To Die?

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Would You Rather Have People A... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have People Always Think You've Just Farted Or Be Only Able To Speak Using Quotes From The Twilight Movies?

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Would You Rather Have No One S... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have No One Show Up To Your Wedding, Or To Your Funeral?

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Would You Rather Have Sex With... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have Sex With A Goat And Have No One Know It, Or Not Have Sex With A Goat But Have Everyone Think You Did?

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Would You Rather Vomit Involun... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Vomit Involuntarily Five Times A Day, Or Sneeze Every Two Minutes?

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Would You Rather Smell Terribl... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Smell Terrible (But You Can’t Smell It) Or Your Partner Smell Terrible & You Have To Smell It?

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Would You Rather Be Itchy For ... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Be Itchy For The Rest Of Your Life, Or Sticky For The Rest Of Your Life?

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Would You Rather Perpetually W... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Perpetually Walk In On People Masturbating Or People Going To The Bathroom?

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Would You Rather Only Eat Free... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Only Eat Freeze Dried Food For The Rest Of Your Life Or Have To Lick The Entire Outer Surface Area Of Anything You Eat Before You Eat It?

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Would You Rather Spend Two Wee... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Spend Two Weeks In A Psychiatric Hospital, Or Two Weeks In An Airport?

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Would You Rather Hear Everythi... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Hear Everything Your Significant Other Says In German Or Have To Rap Your Feelings During Emotional Conversations?

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Would You Rather Legally Chang... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Legally Change Your Last Name To Hitler Forever, Or Never Eat Your Favorite Food Again?

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Would You Rather Not Have A Vo... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Not Have A Voice, Or Have Everything You Say Be Autotuned?

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Would You Rather Have The Abil... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have The Ability To Read Minds But Be Illiterate, Or Be Literate But Unable To Read Peoples' Thoughts?

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Would You Rather Live One 1,00... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Live One 1,000 Year Life Or Ten 100 Year Lives?

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Would You Rather Have A Time M... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have A Time Machine That Only Goes Forward In Time Or A Time Machine That Only Goes Backwards In Time?

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Would You Rather Die A Virgin,... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Die A Virgin, Or Have Wes Anderson Film Every One Of Your Sexual Encounters?

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Would You Rather Be Caught Che... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Be Caught Cheating Or Catch Your Significant Other Cheating?

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Would You Rather Have The Hicc... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have The Hiccups For The Rest Of Your Life Or Always Feel Like You Have To Sneeze But Not Be Able To?

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Would You Rather Be Rich And S... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Be Rich And Sad Or Poor And Happy?

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Would You Rather Not Know The ... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Not Know The Difference Between A Baby And A Potato, Or Have To Babysit A Screaming Baby Every Time You Want To Eat Something Made From A Potato?

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Would You Rather Stop 9/11 or ... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Stop 9/11 or The Holocaust?

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Would You Rather Have A Star T... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have A Star Trek Food Replicator That Never Gets Your Order Right Or A Personal Chef That Always Sleeps In Your Bed?

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Would You Rather Drink A Gallo... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Drink A Gallon Of Mayonaise, Or Eat A Pound Of Butter?

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Would You Rather Clone Yoursel... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Clone Yourself Every Time You Fart Or Have To Restart Your Life Under An Assumed Name Every Time You See A Celebrity In Person?

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Would You Rather Have Your Per... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have Your Personal Gravity Be Twice As Strong, Or For Food To Be Twice As Delicious?

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Would You Rather Stick a Screw... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
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Would You Rather Have A Head T... is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best 'Would You Rather' Questions
Would You Rather Have A Head The Size Of A Tennis Ball Or A Watermelon?