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If there’s one thing that separates the weak from the strong, it’s a good Yo Mama joke. A funny yo mama joke can eradicate one's enemies or make the burnsman the most popular kid in the parking lot (where the best Yo Mamma jokes are born). For the first time ever, we’ve put together a list of our favorite Yo Mama jokes – not only are these insults totally killer, but they’ll help you win any Yo Momma street battle that you happen to find yourself in. Unless it’s with us. Because if you step to us, you’ll see what happens to the wicked and the proud when you decide to try to take on the throne for the crown.
Yo Mama so dumb that she probably can’t even read this list. BOOM! Roasted! If you’re reading these funny Your Mom jokes and you’re thinking to yourself, “How do I try these out?” the answer is easy. Just walk up to the first person you see on the street and say, “Yo Momma so dumb, when you stand next to her, you hear the ocean!” And hopefully you won’t get punched in the face. Best case scenario: a bunch of dudes show up and yell, “OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!” when you lay out your bomb Yo Mamma joke. Or if that sounds too dangerous to you, just relax and enjoy our list of the funniest Yo Mama jokes on the planet.
Vote on your favorite Yo Momma joke, and leave us a comment if you’ve got a Your Mom joke that you think we need to hear.
Yo Mama So Fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo Mama So Fat She doesn't need the internet because she's already world wide.
Yo Mama So Ugly When she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mama So Stupid She put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Mama Is Like A Hockey Player She only showers after three periods.
Yo Mama Is Like A Fancy Restaurant She only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo Mama so Fat She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo Mama So Stupid She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo Mama So Ugly She made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo Mama So Fat She sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo Mama Is Like A Library She's open to the public.
Yo Mama Is Like The Sun Look at her too long and you'll go blind.
Yo Mama So Ugly When she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo Mama's Mouth Is So Big That she speaks in surround sound.
Yo Mama Is Like A Basketball Hoop Everybody gets a shot.
Yo Mama So Ugly When she goes to a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes ON!
Yo Mama's Got A "Wait" Problem She can't wait to eat.
Yo Mama's Like A Nickel She ain't worth a dime!
Yo Mama Is So Bald That you can see what's on her mind.
Yo Mama Is Like A Telephone Even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo Mama's Like McDonalds Billions and billions served
Yo Mama Likes To Applaud Because she's got the clap.
Yo Mama Is Like An ATM She's open 24 hours.
Yo Mama Is So Lazy That she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo Mama So Poor We saw her kicking a trash can and she said she was moving in.