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Yo Mama Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up every hilarious Yo Mamma joke you want to use to burn your enemy

If there’s one thing that separates the weak from the strong, it’s a good Yo Mama joke. A funny yo mama joke can eradicate one's enemies or make the burnsman the most popular kid in the parking lot (where the best Yo Mamma jokes are born). For the first time ever, we’ve put together a list of our favorite Yo Mama jokes – not only are these insults totally killer, but they’ll help you win any Yo Momma street battle that you happen to find yourself in. Unless it’s with us. Because if you step to us, you’ll see what happens to the wicked and the proud when you decide to try to take on the throne for the crown.

Yo Mama so dumb that she probably can’t even read this list. BOOM! Roasted! If you’re reading these funny Your Mom jokes and you’re thinking to yourself, “How do I try these out?” the answer is easy. Just walk up to the first person you see on the street and say, “Yo Momma so dumb, when you stand next to her, you hear the ocean!” And hopefully you won’t get punched in the face. Best case scenario: a bunch of dudes show up and yell, “OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!” when you lay out your bomb Yo Mamma joke. Or if that sounds too dangerous to you, just relax and enjoy our list of the funniest Yo Mama jokes on the planet.

Vote on your favorite Yo Momma joke, and leave us a comment if you’ve got a Your Mom joke that you think we need to hear.
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Yo Mama So Fat is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Fat
She doesn't need the internet because she's already world wide. 
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Yo Mama So Fat is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Fat
I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo Mama So Ugly is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Ugly
When she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo Mama So Stupid is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Stupid
She put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Yo Mama So Stupid is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Stupid
She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
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Yo Mama so Fat is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama so Fat
She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit!
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Yo Mama So Ugly is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Ugly
She made One Direction go the other direction.
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Yo Mama Is Like The Sun ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like The Sun
Look at her too long and you'll go blind.
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Yo Mama Is Like A Hockey... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like A Hockey Player
She only showers after three periods. 
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Yo Mama Is Like A Librar... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like A Library
She's open to the public. 
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Yo Mama So Fat is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Fat
She sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out. 
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Yo Mama Is Like A Fancy ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like A Fancy Restaurant
She only takes deliveries in the rear. 
 
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Yo Mama So Ugly is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Ugly
When she took a bath the water jumped out. 
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Yo Mama's Mouth Is So Bi... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama's Mouth Is So Big
That she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo Mama Is Like A Basket... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like A Basketball Hoop
Everybody gets a shot.
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Yo Mama So Ugly is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Ugly
When she goes to a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes ON!
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Yo Mama's Like A Nickel ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama's Like A Nickel
She ain't worth a dime!
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Yo Mama's Got A "Wa... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama's Got A "Wait" Problem
She can't wait to eat.
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Yo Mama Is So Bald is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is So Bald
That you can see what's on her mind.
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Yo Mama Is Like A Teleph... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like A Telephone
Even a 3 year old can pick her up.
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Yo Mama's Like McDonalds... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama's Like McDonalds
Billions and billions served
 
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Yo Mama Likes To Applaud... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Likes To Applaud
Because she's got the clap. 
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Yo Mama Is Like An ATM ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is Like An ATM
She's open 24 hours. 
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Yo Mama So Poor is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama So Poor
We saw her kicking a trash can and she said she was moving in.
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Yo Mama Is So Lazy is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama Is So Lazy
That she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!