You Know You're a Stoner When

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Vote for your favorite hints that you may have achieved stoner status

Do you enjoy occasionally partake in the joys of a little, shall we say, “wacky tobacc-y?” Do some of your pals enjoy a bit of herb-induced relaxation? Well if 4:20 is the most sacred time of the day, you may sometimes wonder where the line between being a dabbling doper and shameless stoner actually is. After all, what is a stoner exactly? And how does one know if they fall into this elite class? If you’re ready to find out the truth about your stoner status, gather your concentration and check out this handy list of “you know you’re a stoner when” situations.

While the occasional craving for munchies does not the stoner make, the ability to MacGyver a bong out of almost any common household item on the fly may indeed be a sign of stoner status. Below you’ll find more tell-tale signs of stoner-dom, such as excessive air-freshener purchases or creative use of hair-pins that in no way actually involve pinning hair.

So if you’re ready to see how you measure up, come on in. That is, unless you’ve stopped at least once during the reading of this paragraph in order to roll a joint, blunt, or any other object containing weed. In that case, you are most certainly a stoner, but are more than welcome to enjoy these fun stoner pics, stoner jokes, and stoner stereotypes anyway.
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  • 1
    606 votes

    If You've Ever Forgotten What You Were Saying While You Were Still Saying It

  • 2
    367 votes

    When You Found the Solution to All Life's Problems and Your Only Problem Is Remembering It

  • 3
    500 votes

    When You Think Weed Is the Answer to, Like, Everything

  • 4
    356 votes

    When Everything Is the Best Everything Ever

  • 5
    426 votes

    If You're Already Laughing Along With These Guys

  • 6
    251 votes

    When Everything Everyone Says Is Hilarious