spellbook What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Style  

Mason Weigel
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There's been plenty of debate as to the validity of zodiac signs - they've been around for 5,000 years at least so it doesn't look like the matter will be cleared up any time soon. Whether it be the human desire to define ones personality traits or divine predictions for your future, the astrological system is one we've all thought about at one time or another. While most lists regarding these signs tend toward the PG, here we have something a little raunchier.

What does your zodiac sign say about your sex style? How do you conduct yourself in the bedroom? If you're curious as to just how close these are to the real thing, take a look and compare. Even if you're skeptical, check out your sign and see if it matches the reality of your style in bed.


Aries (March 21 - April 19) is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Style
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As the first sign of the zodiac, it shouldn't come as any surprise that Aries is passionate, adventurous, and maybe a little impatient in the bedroom. They enjoy the chase and live for the thrill at the finish line, even if it may seem like they're rushing there sometimes. In the bedroom this can translate to rushing passed foreplay to reach the *ahem* end - Aries could stand to slow down and smell the roses, if you will.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Style
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Slow and steady wins the race. They'll wait for you to come to them but it'll be worth it. Sensual and attentive but maybe a little plain, either way they're in it for the long haul. This applies to their personality both in and outside the bedroom. Without being too crass, consider a Taurus to be like a marathon runner. 

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20) is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Style
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These types are big fans of dirty talk, making them especially good at flirting, something they do often. They tend to try lots of interesting maneuvers which can be exciting. Just make sure they don't get bored, something they are prone to quickly become. If you're looking for someone to send a saucy text or whisper something raunchy in your ear, a Gemini is the one for you.

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22) is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Style
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A Cancer loves eye contact and holding hands. Put simply, they're the romantic type who doesn't subscribe to the no-strings-attached school of lovemaking (not a real school). Charming, witty, and occasionally insecure, these types are sensual and intuitive, plus they're in it for the long term. A Cancer is perfect if your looking for something with a little more connection that isn't just a casual hook-up.

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