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Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child  

Keshvar Alikhani
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Update 10/20/2015: Deschanel revealed her baby daughter's name to be Elsie Otter... but we still like some of these ideas better!

Exciting news! Zooey Deschanel is currently gestating a human child! And soon, that child will need a name. But not just any name! A name so charming, so sweet, so incredibly adorkable that it’s destined to be copied by the millions of 20-somethings on Tumblr.

What should mom-to-be Zooey Deschanel name her kid? We’ve got suggestions! These adorkable baby names are perfect for the impossibly cute baby that’s sure to come out of the pregnant New Girl star. For those who don’t know, “adorkable” is a combination of “adorable” and “dork.” You know, like you in high school, but with more vintage jumpers. And Zooey Deschanel is the poster child of that lovably awkward movement. (Which makes her baby the poster grandchild?)

What do you think Zooey Deschanel will name her baby? Check out these predictions. Then vote for your favorite cutesy, but nerdy name below, or add you own!  By the time Deschanel pops out her adorkable baby, she’ll have plenty of names to choose from. To motherhood!

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John Krasinski is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
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Summer Day is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
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Elsie Otter is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Elsie Otter
The real-life winner! In October 2015, Deschanel revealed her daughter's name: Elsie Otter.
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Pixie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
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Cookie Kneesocks is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Cookie Kneesocks
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Vy La Roux (pronounced: V-eye ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
ava-shansky added Vy La Roux (pronounced: V-eye Lah-Roo)
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Tish Anagram is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
TheByteGuy added Tish Anagram
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Spoon Willow is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Spoon Willow
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Sunshine Thimble is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Sunshine Thimble
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Kitten Leggings is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Kitten Leggings
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Maude Xagne (pronouned Zane) is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Maude Xagne (pronouned Zane)
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Franny is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
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Vintage Cloud is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Vintage Cloud
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Twee Darling is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Twee Darling
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Bunny Quilt is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Bunny Quilt
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Patch is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Patch
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Ursula Awkward is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Ursula Awkward
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Penelope Cantelope is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Penelope Cantelope
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Miffie Hopscotch is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Miffie Hopscotch
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Needlepoint Ruth is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Needlepoint Ruth
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Brooch Buttercup is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Brooch Buttercup
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Marilou Bangs is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Marilou Bangs
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Georgina Cosplay is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Adorkable Baby Names for Zooey Deschanel's Unborn Child
Georgina Cosplay