Brandon Michaels

Brandon Michaels

Chicago, Illinois - United States

80's baby, 90's kid. Survivor of the MySpace generation. Born on TV and raised on the internet. Graduated Summa Cum Who Gives a Fuck with degrees in Communications and Media Production. Turn on's include; Music, video games, television, nerd culture, cursing, junk food, porn. Turn off's include; Human beings. TL;DR Just another sarcastic Midwestern Liberal Arts grad.

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  1. +vote The Most Memorable Moments From Total Request Live

    The Most Memorable Moments From Total Request Live

    662 votes
    MTV's Total Request Live (TRL) seems so obvious now, but, at the time, it was revolutionary; MTV TRL episodes were the stuff of all-out teenage fantasy. A top ...
  2. +vote The 23 Absolute Craziest, Most Memorable Episodes Of MTV's True Life

    The 23 Absolute Craziest, Most Memorable Episodes Of MTV's True Life

    263 votes
    MTV's True Life has run for over 300 episodes, covering issues from drug addiction to plastic surgery to romance and everywhere in between. The docu-drama was ...
  3. +vote The Greatest Black Drag Queens of All Time

    The Greatest Black Drag Queens of All Time

    701 votes
    If the words "famous black drag queens" don't bring RuPaul to mind, you probably didn't read them correctly. But just because she's famous doesn't ...
  4. +vote The 14 Most Twisted Sex Scenes In Fantasy Movies And TV

    The 14 Most Twisted Sex Scenes In Fantasy Movies And TV

    475 votes
    Fantasy movies and TV tend to have sexual undertones: the animalistic urges of the werewolf, a vampire sucking on a virgin's neck, the rampant royal incest, it all ...
  5. +vote Times Adults Made Coloring Book Characters Very Naughty

    Times Adults Made Coloring Book Characters Very Naughty

    831 votes
    Coloring books, like many innocent toys, can be easily exploited by a devilishly dirty mind. In a coloring book corruption, a clever artist sees an ...
  6. +vote These Everyday People Describe The Creepiest Thing That's Ever Happened In Their Homes

    These Everyday People Describe The Creepiest Thing That's Ever Happened In Their Homes

    413 votes
    Our homes are supposed to be a safe space, the one place where we truly can let our guard down and relax... or so we thought.  Imagine you're in bed one ...
  7. +vote 16 Utterly Bizarre Pokémon Fan Theories

    16 Utterly Bizarre Pokémon Fan Theories

    10,615 votes
    The Pokémon franchise has been going strong since the American release of Red and Blue way back in 1998. Since then, the world has seen over ...
  8. +vote 13 Times The Moms on Teen Mom Were Actually Pretty Good Parents

    13 Times The Moms on Teen Mom Were Actually Pretty Good Parents

    1,607 votes
    The Teen Mom shows are one of those trashy TV shows that you can't help loving, as you watch drama-fraught stories of young parenthood. Yet amidst ...
  9. +vote This Artists Draws All Of Your Favorite Characters As Tim Burton Characters, And It's Super Spooky

    This Artists Draws All Of Your Favorite Characters As Tim Burton Characters, And It's Super Spooky

    213 votes
    One artist dared to ask: what if your favorite characters were in Tim Burton movies? To answer this question, artist Andrew Tarusov re-imagined some ...
  10. How To Summon A Demon Of Your Choice, And What To Do After

    How To Summon A Demon Of Your Choice, And What To Do After

    The Church of Satan was founded in 1966, but people have been summoning the Devil and other demons since the dawn of time. Rumors of blues musician Robert Johnson ...
  11. +vote Every Overwatch Victory Pose, Ranked

    Every Overwatch Victory Pose, Ranked

    460 votes
    Rock stars, athletes, an international task force of superhuman heroes: what do they all have in common? The victory pose, a celebratory stance ...
  12. +vote The Most Clever Drag Queen Names

    The Most Clever Drag Queen Names

    1,427 votes
    Clever drag queen names say a lot about a queen and how she rules. Thankfully, queens everywhere possess a legacy of great drag queens to look to for ...
  13. +vote The Gnarliest, Most Ingeniously Stupid Jackass Stunts Ever Attempted

    The Gnarliest, Most Ingeniously Stupid Jackass Stunts Ever Attempted

    469 votes
    In the early aughts, if you possessed both cable and a bit of schadenfreude, you definitely caught the biggest stunts on Jackass. Famed for their blatant ...
  14. +vote Step Inside These Haunting Pictures Of Abandoned Malls Across America

    Step Inside These Haunting Pictures Of Abandoned Malls Across America

    302 votes
    Mirroring the death of the American middle class, photos of abandoned malls reveal the slow, sad changes undergoing in US culture. Anyone ...
  15. +vote 14 Episodes Of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" That Will Make You Say "How Did You Not Know"

    14 Episodes Of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" That Will Make You Say "How Did You Not Know"

    1,094 votes
    I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant is one of many TLC reality series and one of the best reality dramas. The documentary-style show follows the true stories of women who ...
  16. +vote Orange Is The New Black Fan Theories

    Orange Is The New Black Fan Theories

    69 votes
    Orange is the New Black fan theories are everywhere. The show is loosely based on Piper Kerman's memoir, Orange Is the New Black: My Year in a Women's ...
  17. +vote The Craziest, Most Bizarre Things At Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

    The Craziest, Most Bizarre Things At Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

    1,197 votes
    Michael Jackson was an international pop music sensation and is regarded as one of the greatest singers in history. He sold millions of albums and was even ...
  18. +vote 16 Old Characters Reimagined As Youngsters Through Fan Art

    16 Old Characters Reimagined As Youngsters Through Fan Art

    90,005 votes
    Have you ever imagined what older characters would look like as their younger selves? What was Yoda like before he was the crotchety old Jedi master ...
  19. +vote 17 TV Shows That Prove '90s MTV Was The Best MTV

    17 TV Shows That Prove '90s MTV Was The Best MTV

    2,277 votes
    Believe it or not, back in the day, MTV used to be awesome. Like, old-school MTV. And not in the snobby, "Oh, you mean when they actually played music?" ...
  20. +vote In King Of The Hill, Dale Knew His Wife Was Cheating The Whole Time And We Can Prove It

    In King Of The Hill, Dale Knew His Wife Was Cheating The Whole Time And We Can Prove It

    813 votes
    Tons of King of the Hill fan theories exist throughout the Internet, from ones alleging Jeff Boomhauer is an undercover spy to others ...
  21. +vote Master Chief Fantasy Casting

    Master Chief Fantasy Casting

    942 votes
    Master Chief, the protagonist of Bungie's fictional Halo universe, is a man of few words - the Master Chief prefers to be a man of action. His real name ...
  22. +vote 16 Of The Dankest Disses Eminem's Ever Dished Out

    16 Of The Dankest Disses Eminem's Ever Dished Out

    953 votes
    Eminem has been named amongst the greatest lyrists time and time again. One of the most powerful weapons in his lyrical arsenal is his sharp tongue ...
  23. +vote Best Fall Out Boy Albums, Ranked

    Best Fall Out Boy Albums, Ranked

    103 votes
    Are you a Fall Out Boy fan? Then this list is for you - it lets you rank Fall Out Boy albums best to worst. It might be hard to pick a favorite - after all, ...
  24. +vote Your Favorite '90s Cartoon Characters All Grown Up

    Your Favorite '90s Cartoon Characters All Grown Up

    50,833 votes
    Have you ever thought about what your favorite '90s cartoon characters would look like as adults? Arnold Shortman (of Hey Arnold!) was in fourth grade when ...
  25. +vote All Winners of RuPaul's Drag Race, Ranked

    All Winners of RuPaul's Drag Race, Ranked

    3,542 votes
    After nine seasons and counting, RuPaul's Drag Race shows no signs of slowing down. Thanks to the national stage of reality television (and her over-the-top ...

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