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So you've found another HoserUSC account, have you? Not thoroughly entertained by my Instagram or Twitter (@hoserusc)? Well now you get my lists, kiddo, and boy are there some fun ones. We're talking sports, food, drag queens, cartoons, and probably some gingers, I don't know. I'm just here to drink, throw darts, and wonder exactly where some of these queens hide the scepter and jewels, if you know what I'm saying.../s
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  1. +vote The Best Burgers in Los Angeles

    The Best Burgers in Los Angeles

    2,466 votes
    The best burger in Los Angeles is a hotly contested topic, and this list of the best burgers in LA is my take on the age-old debate of who has the best burger in ...
  2. +vote Name This Yellow And Pink Fish

    Name This Yellow And Pink Fish

    26 votes
  3. +vote The Most Ridiculous Star Wars: The Force Awakens Products

    The Most Ridiculous Star Wars: The Force Awakens Products

    1,182 votes
    Star Wars: The Force Awakens is no mere movie. It's a full-blown merchandising maelstrom with the global power of Disney behind it. Action figures have been all ...
  4. +vote Name This Colorful Fish Guy

    Name This Colorful Fish Guy

    30 votes
    He's more colorful in the tank. Taking pictures of fish, it turns out, is hard
  5. +vote 23 Awesome Pics of Actors with People They Played in Movies

    23 Awesome Pics of Actors with People They Played in Movies

    11,265 votes
    There's no shortage of great biopic films coming out of Hollywood, but often times the actor in the biopic movie never gets to meet the real person they're ...
  6. +vote Cheap/Free Things You Can Get Me For My Birthday!

    Cheap/Free Things You Can Get Me For My Birthday!

    23 votes
    Listen up, bitches: It's my birthday today (May 1st) and nobody ever gets me sh*t (well, perhaps sh*tfaced counts as a present, so maybe that's not 100% true), so ...
  7. +vote Name The Orange Starfish

    Name The Orange Starfish

    43 votes
  8. +vote The Absolute Worst Pictures of Men Holding Cats

    The Absolute Worst Pictures of Men Holding Cats

    25,720 votes
    There is nothing more glorious than a man with a cat... except a man with a cat in an awful picture. These are 29 of the worst pictures of men with cats in ...
  9. +vote You're Gonna Lose LOL

    You're Gonna Lose LOL

    13 votes
    Black & Blue Devils vs Violators! Jen vs Micah! Saturday, February 20th!! Time to make some signs for heckling. Wonder who I'm gonna cheer for...
  10. +vote The Most WTF Moments From The Breaking Bad Series Finale

    The Most WTF Moments From The Breaking Bad Series Finale

    261 votes
    SPOILERS! You should already know that, but now you've been warned.It's over. Five glorious seasons of one of the best television shows of all time have come ...
  11. +vote The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends

    The Best Gifts for Your Slutty Friends

    353 votes
    A gift guide for your slutty friends - we've all got (at least) one friend who, whether they admit it or not, will love a sex-inspired gift. These are the perfect ...
  12. +vote 26 People Who Are Working Harder Than The US Government

    26 People Who Are Working Harder Than The US Government

    544 votes
    The US government tends to skew on the side of inefficient and people are salty about the situation. There are veterans not receiving benefits, employees on ...
  13. Ranker Greeting For The Dodgers Game

    Ranker Greeting For The Dodgers Game

    33 votes
    We get a 75 character greeting on the Jumbotron because there are so many of us in the office interested in baseball and/or drinking in a public forum!! I would ...
  14. +vote Name The Eel

    Name The Eel

    126 votes
  15. +vote Name This Cannibal Shrimp

    Name This Cannibal Shrimp

    53 votes
  16. +vote How Drunk Can Ben Get???

    How Drunk Can Ben Get???

    57 votes
    The best part of flipping through the Ranker Comics launch party photos was seeing Ben gradually slip into a state of complete(ly well deserved) inebriation.
  17. +vote Name Big Stripey

    Name Big Stripey

    340 votes
    Vote for this damn fish's name!
  18. +vote College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    College Football Mascots Who Should Be Punched In The Face

    3,129 votes
    Haven't you ever been to a football game and seen one of those big, goofy mascots running around the field, looking like they might snap and start taking down ...
  19. +vote The Best Bars In Los Angeles

    The Best Bars In Los Angeles

    1,681 votes
    The best bars in Los Angeles is one of the more subjective lists of great places to drink in LA that could possibly exist. Everybody has their favorite bar for ...
  20. +vote Name the Flame Angelfish

    Name the Flame Angelfish

    333 votes
    Name this damn fish!
  21. +vote 64 Crazy Pieces of Peep Art

    64 Crazy Pieces of Peep Art

    5,936 votes
    Most people are familiar with Peeps, the brightly colored, sugar-coated marshmallow chicks and bunnies available at Easter each year. They're nice enough to eat, ...
  22. +vote Name the Yellow Tang

    Name the Yellow Tang

    348 votes
    Vote for this damn fish's name!
  23. +vote Name the Fish Foursome

    Name the Fish Foursome

    305 votes
    Name these damn fish!
  24. +vote Name The Fat Clownfish

    Name The Fat Clownfish

    31 votes
    This guy's kind of a douche if that sways your naming choices in any way
  25. +vote Name Little Zebra

    Name Little Zebra

    303 votes
    Vote for this damn fish's name!

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