Jon is a Pittsburgh-based writer and miscreant. He likes long walks on the beach, but prefers short walks away from the beach. He has worked for AskMen as a columnist and travel writer, and for SparkNotes as a blogger and dating-advice-giver. He majored in English and Film, and particularly likes Modernism and horror, respectively.
He can bench five hundred pounds, but only individually. His rap name is Run DMC You Are Being Chased By A Bear. Some of his other writing is linked here.