Self-declared Internet sleuth, half-hearted conspiracy theorist, and official labeler of all things "iconic." Writes about lowbrow television, absurd celebrity culture, and terrible things that happen IRL. Proud owner of a diploma from UC Santa Cruz that sits in some drawer he can't remember. Free time activities include reverse Google image searching, staying up to date on the latest celebrity Twitter fights, and judging people for not watching his favorite shows. Writes lists for Ranker, current events for The Millennial Feed, and sometimes poetry.