Equal parts athlete and wannabe Baywatch actor. An expert on sports, television, movies, food, weirdness, geography, history, texting, movies, and rum. Writes about everything from beer to Texas hauntings to mailmen. Basically a real jack of all trades. Holder of a variety of degrees from universities in multiple countries and in his spare time spends hours chasing after odd shaped balls playing rugby and kicking more regularly shaped balls on the soccer field. List writer for Ranker, viral video sourcer for Hero Sports and freelancer for Ruck Science among many, many other ventures.