Yes I am .... "the" surfpirate.
Husband. Father. Surfer. Schemer.
Parrothead. Consumer of beer.
Creator of the BN Critters comic strip
and other equally idiotic enterprises.
Currently living in the Maryland suburbs of Washington D.C.,
which is "too damn far from the outer banks NC beaches".
I have never met Salma Hayek,
but Lynda Carter is my neighbor. Sort of.