The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen).

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There&#39;s something so satisfying about watching two characters rip each other apart on film. <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-facebook-insults-burns-disses/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">The best burns</a> in movies&nbsp;are often phrases you&nbsp;wish&nbsp;you could say, but you&#39;d never have the guts to utter in real life. Instead, you can just sit back and watch two characters insult&nbsp;each other while chuckling quietly to yourself and wishing you could be that witty.&nbsp;

Yes, a well-timed cinematic put-down is somehow incredibly satisfying. That&#39;s probably why there are so many amazing insults to be found in movie history. From family films like&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-toy-story-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Toy Story</a>&nbsp;to adult comedies like&nbsp;Step Brothers,&nbsp;take a look below at the best movie insults and vote up the vicious burns you&#39;ll never forget.&nbsp;

The Most Vicious Burns Ever Delivered On Film

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The Most Vicious Movie Insults Ever Delivered

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Entertainment

Because movies often blend history and drama, it&#39;s difficult to assess whether or not some of the most memorable movie lines are based in truth, or a case of writers adding stuff for dramatic effect. More often than you&#39;d suspect, many of the most biting quotes from movies can be attributed to actual individuals.

While <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-vicious-movie-insults/jessica-bedewi" target="_blank">some of the best insults</a>, the most devious rejoinders, and the boldest fighting quotes from movies may take a&nbsp;bit of poetic license,&nbsp;they also offer up a whole lot of savage honesty. Which one of these quotes is the most surprisingly real?

Dramatic Movie Quotes That Sound Made Up, But Aren't

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Savage Movie Quotes That Sound Made Up, But Aren’t

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Horror Movies and TV

The most terrifying horror film quotes send shivers down your spine. You may think you&#39;re in a room reading this all alone, but once you get done reading this list, you&#39;ll want to make sure the lights are on and there&#39;s nothing&nbsp;hiding under the bed. Many of these lines were delivered by horror mainstays&nbsp;in the genre like Freddy Krueger while others were spoken by their future victims. Which lines have seared themselves into your psyche?&nbsp;

Vote for the best horror movie quotes below. And pay no attention to that extra set of eyes gleaming at you in your computer screen. We&#39;re sure it&#39;s nothing.&nbsp;

The Most Memorable Horror Movie Quotes

25+ Terrifying Horror Movie Quotes, Ranked

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Strap on your helmet and enjoy the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-stuber-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">most hilarious quotes</a> from&nbsp;Spaceballs. Directed by Mel Brooks,&nbsp;the 1987 Star Wars parody movie&nbsp;is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and quotable dialogue. What is your favorite quote from&nbsp;Spaceballs?&nbsp;

Vote up the best&nbsp;Spaceballs&nbsp;quotes, and may the Schwartz be with you.

Feel The Schwartz With The Funniest 'Spaceballs' Quotes

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The Most Hilarious Quotes From Mel Brooks's 'Spaceballs'

Movie and TV Quotes

Sci-Fi

For being inspired by sci-fi serials, westerns, and samurai films,&nbsp;Star Wars&nbsp;can get pretty dense. Sure, at the end of the day the films are fun romps that take shape in the form of a space opera, but at its core, every line of dialogue serves a purpose, even if that reasoning doesn&#39;t make sense until 40 years after it is initially spoken. Because of this, a bunch of the more subtle lines in the series&nbsp;are overlooked and their deeper meaning will only hit you on repeat viewings.&nbsp;

This is a collection of seemingly throwaway lines from Star Wars&nbsp;that are a lot more significant than we thought. Vote up the lines that have the biggest impact the second time around!

Throwaway 'Star Wars' Lines That Hit A Lot Harder On A Rewatch

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While some movie characters pass away without any fanfare, other&nbsp;fictional characters&#39; last words leave a lasting impression on our psyche. In particular, the last words that manage to elicit a small chuckle are forever seared in our brains. Even in their final moments, these characters still manage to pull out one last funny line, simply to ensure that they&#39;ll be remembered.&nbsp;

Of course, last words in real life are rarely as catchy. But if we could manage to deliver a final line like Dr. Schultz in&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/django-unchained-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Django Unchained</a>&nbsp;or Jasper Palmer in&nbsp;Children of Men,&nbsp;we&#39;d certainly go down in history, much like these film personalities.&nbsp;

Take a look below at some of the funniest last words in movie history and vote up the final lines that still make you chuckle.&nbsp;

The Funniest Last Words In Movie History

Marvel Comics

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is chock full of eminently quotable characters, such as Thor&#39;s brother <a href="/list/best-loki-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Loki, the god of mischief</a>; and for his comparatively brief screentime, <a href="/list/best-thanos-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Thanos has a bunch of memorable quotes</a>. But not every line (be it scripted or <a href="/list/unscripted-improvised-marvel-scenes/pierce-nahigyan" target="_blank">improvised</a>) in the MCU enjoys the gravitas of a world-shattering villain. Some lines just make you chuckle because of an actor&#39;s distinctive timing, or the circumstances of the scene.

Enjoy these underrated Marvel movie quotes and vote up the ones you think deserve more love.

The Most Underrated Quotes From MCU Movies

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Running in slo-mo at the top action movies, scene, stunts, characters, chases, explosions, etc., ranked.

High Octane Action Thrillers

Action

The best <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/famous-catch-phrases-from-action-movies/jacob-shelton?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">action movie quotes</a> of all time have a way of pulling you into the film&#39;s world. Action movies are supposed to get your adrenaline pumping, so when the hero lets loose an awesome one-liner, it&#39;s a great way to get the audience on their feet cheering. You will find all kinds of great action film quotes on this list from the last few decades of action movies.&nbsp;

Action movie puns and one-liners alike have been gathered together on one list from both heroes and villains. Which one do you think is the coolest? Vote for your favorites so that the top action movie quote of all time reigns supreme.&nbsp;

The Most Memorable Action Movie Quotes

The 25+ Most Explosive Action Movie Quotes

2019 Movies

What are the best Shaft 2019 quotes? This is your chance to decide. The Shaft franchise has been around for a long time. The original, starring Richard Roundtree, opened in 1971. It was followed by two sequels, Shaft&#39;s Big Score in 1972 and Shaft in Africa in 1973. In 2000, director John Singleton brought it back, casting Samuel L. Jackson as Shaft in a film also appropriately titled Shaft. The movie was a modest box office hit.&nbsp;

The 2019 Shaft is a direct sequel to both the &#39;71 and the &#39;00 installments. This time, John &quot;JJ&quot; Shaft Jr. (Jessie T. Usher) enlists the help of his father (Jackson) in getting to the bottom of his friend&#39;s death. The elder Shaft attempts to settle an old score in the process. Roundtree co-stars as Shaft Sr., which makes three generations of Shaft men. Regina Hall co-stars, too, as Maya Babanikos, Shaft&#39;s ex and JJ&#39;s mom. This new version is slightly different, in that it&#39;s as much a comedy as an action picture. There are plenty of funny lines and memorable Shaft quotes. It was directed by Tim Story, whose resume includes Barbershop and the Ride Along movies.

Vote up&nbsp;your favorite Shaft 2019&nbsp;quotes and one liners&nbsp;from the list below regardless of which character&nbsp;they come from.&nbsp;

The Best 'Shaft' (2019) Movie Quotes

The Best 'Shaft' (2019) Movie Quotes, Ranked by Fans

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Film Buff Stuff

Remember when Humphrey Bogart said &quot;Play it again, Sam&quot; in Casablanca? Or when Gordon Gecko said &quot;Greed is good&quot; in Wall Street? Or when Roy Scheider said, &quot;We&#39;re gonna need a bigger boat&quot; in Jaws? Some of the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-movie-quotes-of-all-time" target="_blank">greatest movie lines</a>&nbsp;in film history, right?

Trick question. None of those lines were actually spoken in their films. All of them (and many more)&nbsp;have been misremembered and mutated in our collective consciousness - or maybe&nbsp;they&#39;re <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/mandela-effect-in-horror-movies/amy-only" target="_blank">Mandela Effects</a>. The infamous Mandela Effect&nbsp;theory claims that the events we &quot;misremember&quot; are actually memories from alternate realities.&nbsp;

Are these <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/the-most-popular-misquoted-film-quotes/nicolebreanne" target="_blank">misquoted movie lines</a> actually hints that our consciousnesses are surfing on quantum patterns across slightly different alternate universes? Or are they clues that what we perceive to be reality is just a glitchy simulation? Vote up the Mandela Effect movie quotes that make you question your own reality.

11 Movie Quotes Supposedly Altered By The Mandela Effect

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Kids Entertainment

Aladdin 2019&nbsp;is a live action version of the classic 1992 Disney film of the same name. This version of the film was co-written and directed by&nbsp;Guy Ritchie with help from&nbsp;John August. This list&nbsp;highlights the best quotes from&nbsp;Aladdin 2019, with the help of your votes.

In&nbsp;Aladdin 2019, Aladdin (Mena Massoud) is used by Jafar (Marwan Kenzari) to retrieve the lamp that will give Jafar the ability to marry the princess.&nbsp;Aladdin accidentally releases the Genie (Will Smith), who will grant him three wishes. Aladdin disguises himself as a prince to impress Princess Jasmine (Naomi Scott) and The Sultan (Navid Negahban&nbsp;). Jafar becomes suspicious and tries to take the Genie himself. Aladdin must overcome Jafar and prove his love for&nbsp;Princess Jasmine.

Do you have a favorite quote from&nbsp;Aladdin 2019?&nbsp;Regardless if they are Aladdin quotes or quotes from other&nbsp;characters,&nbsp;vote up the&nbsp;Aladdin 2019&nbsp;quotes you most enjoy.

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The Best 'Aladdin' (2019) Movie Quotes

The Best 'Aladdin' (2019) Movie Quotes, Ranked

Here are the best Loki&nbsp;quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Tom Hiddleston, Loki is the adopted brother of Thor and the God of Mischief. While his sibling rivalry frequently results in all-out wars, Loki usually ends up doing the right thing even despite being motivated by personal gain. What is your favorite quote from Loki?

Vote up the best Loki&nbsp;quotes, and see where he ranks among the&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/every-character-from-the-marvel-cinematic-universe-ranked" target="_blank">best&nbsp;MCU&nbsp;characters</a>.

The Most Quotable Loki Lines In The MCU

The Best Loki Quotes From The MCU, Ranked By Fans

Living

Take a walk down memory lane with best Mary Poppins&nbsp;quotes from the original movie.&nbsp;Mary Poppins&nbsp;had a long and bumpy road to the big screen. However, when it finally released in 1964, it instantly captured the hearts and imaginations of children of all ages. Families around the globe fell in love with its funny one-liners, memorable lines, and famous&nbsp;Mary Poppins&nbsp;movie quotes.&nbsp;

Vote for your favorite lines&nbsp;that remind you of all of the magic in the world and help determine which of these is the best quote from&nbsp;Mary Poppins.&nbsp;

The Best 'Mary Poppins' Quotes Are Like A Spoonful of Sugar

The Most Memorable 'Mary Poppins' Quotes

Comic Book Movies

Here are the best Ancient One&nbsp;quotes from <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-mcu-movies/ranker-film?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Marvel Cinematic Universe movies</a>. Played by&nbsp;Tilda Swinton, the Ancient One is the leader of the Masters of the Mystic Arts and the mentor of Doctor Strange. Honorable and kind, the Ancient One&nbsp;provides wise words for friends and foes alike. What is your favorite quote from the Ancient One?

Vote up the Ancient One&#39;s best&nbsp;quotes below, and see where she ranks among the&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/every-character-from-the-marvel-cinematic-universe-ranked" target="_blank">best&nbsp;MCU&nbsp;characters</a>.

The Best Ancient One Quotes

The Best Ancient One Quotes From The MCU, Ranked By Fans

Lists about action stars and characters who are eternally sweaty and smeared with dirty blood, having just leapt out of reach of another fiery explosion.

Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mister Falcon

From action movie classics to Disney films, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/bruce-willis-movies-and-films-and-filmography/reference" target="_blank">Bruce Willis</a> has played a wide range of characters over his long career. But whatever his role may be, you can always count on the fact that Bruce Willis one-liners are sure to be the best part of the film. Known best for his wise-cracking, edgy characters, Bruce Willis&#39; best quotes&nbsp;are a crucial part of the pop culture vocabulary. While some lines could be cringe-worthy in the hands of another actor, Willis delivers each statement&nbsp;with such sincerity and aggression that we can&#39;t help but get on board.&nbsp;

From the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-die-hard-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">iconic&nbsp;Die Hard</a>&nbsp;role that turned him into an action hero&nbsp;to classics like Pulp Fiction, Willis always manages to deliver quotes that we just can&#39;t get out of our heads. It&#39;s undeniable -&nbsp;Willis is the master of the witty one-liner. Take a look at some of his most memorable quotes below, and vote up the one-liners that you&#39;ll never forget.&nbsp;

21 Of Bruce Willis's Most Memorable One-Liners

The All-Time Best Bruce Willis One-Liners

Harry Potter

Here are the best Severus Snape&nbsp;quotes from the Harry Potter movies. Played by Alan Rickman, Severus Snape is a Professor at Hogwarts who specializes in potions, but whose real passion lies in the Dark Arts. Cold, brilliant, and serious, Severus Snape immediately shows his distaste for Harry Potter, but over the series, Snape&#39;s hidden layers are revealed.&nbsp;What is your favorite quote from Severus Snape?

Vote up the best Severus Snape&nbsp;quotes, and see where he ranks among the&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/harry-potter-characters" target="_blank">best&nbsp;Harry Potter characters</a>.

The Best Severus Snape Quotes

The Best Severus Snape Quotes From The 'Harry Potter' Films, Ranked

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Lists of movie quotes, including the most memorable lines and dialogue from film. These lists of famous movie quotes include videos of the dialogue scenes in each film, as well as info about the movie's release. 

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Acting School

This list of the best movie monologues includes some big, big names and some even bigger films (some contemporary, others classic). What are some famous movie monologues?

Some of the best, most famous monologues from movies involve high drama, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/over-the-top-movie-monologues/tyler-mitchell" target="_blank">remarkable acting</a> and, of course, stellar writing. Many resulted in Academy Award nominations - some who uttered these lines took home Oscar gold. From rants&nbsp;to threats&nbsp;to intimate confessions, these film monologues represent the awe-inspiring, the inspirational, and the chilling.

Want to be able to quote your favorite scene from your favorite movie? Not just a one-liner&mdash;the whole thing? Study this list and learn (or check out <a href="/list/best-short-monologues-from-movies/william-neckard" target="_blank">these great short monologues</a> for something a little snappier). This famous movie monologues list is an open list, meaning others can contribute. If you have a favorite film monologue or even a famous movie speech that isn&#39;t on the list, add it! Some are a minute, others are longer, but these are all great monologues, even including the one by Liam Neeson from Taken.

If you&#39;re an actor looking for the perfect dramatic scene to memorize for your next audition, you&#39;ll definitely find some great, easy inspiration here. These speeches are great for men and are also <a href="/list/female-movie-speeches/william-neckard" target="_blank">great monologues for women</a>, provided you&#39;ve got the acting chops to pull them off. Take a good look at these popular, great movie monologues and find out if you can compete with the stars!

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Famous Movie Monologues

The Best Monologues from Movies, Ranked by Fans

William Neckard

Some movies are famous because they are filled with memorable lines. People are constantly quoting these movies. Sometimes we love the movies solely because of the lines and continue to quote the movie even though you have forgotten the plot. You can't go to a party, college campus, movie geek hang out, etc. and not hear at least one line from one of these movies. These are the films with lines you just can't help by repeat. Vote up the movies you've heard quoted a million times.

Mean Girls

The Most Quoted Movies

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Lists that rank the greatest, most memorable quotes from your all-time favorite movies and shows (and maybe even a few you haven’t seen).

Here's Looking at You, Kid

These are the most memorable lines uttered on film, lines and quotes that have lived on long past the point where people even know where they originated from. This list asks &quot;What are the greatest movie quotes of all time?&quot; by incorporating the views and opinions of all members of the Ranker Community. Nominate your picks for best line ever by making a list of your own. This list includes the movies quotes with videos so you can rewatch your favorite iconic scenes from movies and remember where these <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/savage-movies-quotes-that-sound-fake-but-are-true/melissa-sartore" target="_blank">popular movie quotes</a> are from.

What are the greatest movie lines of all time? Do they have to come from the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-quotable-movies-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">most quotable movies</a> or can they be from obscure films? What are the best movie quotes? Vote for top movie quotes and share this with your friends.

The Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time

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The best way to spread holiday cheer is to laugh out loud for all to hear.

Ho-Ho-Holidays

Christmas Movies

Funny Christmas movie quotes include the absolute most hilarious lines from holiday comedy movies. Which quotes from <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-christmas-movies-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny Christmas movies</a>? From modern Christmas movie classics like&nbsp;A Christmas Story&nbsp;and <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-christmas-vacation-lines/amylindorff" target="_blank">National&nbsp;Lampoon&#39;s Christmas Vacation</a>&nbsp;to the newest holiday movie releases like&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/arthur-christmas-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes">Arthur Christmas,</a>&nbsp;these movies keep us laughing long after Santa arrives, gifts are opened and friends and family depart. Which Christmas&nbsp;movies have the funniest quotes? Behold, the greatest, funniest quotes from Christmas movies for young and old! Is your all-time favorite, funniest Christmas film quote not on the list? Definitely vote it up and be sure to vote for all your faves.

Whether it&#39;s Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell, in the instant Christmas classic movie Elf), Billy Bob Thornton as the totally deranged, super-mean store Santa, Willie, in Bad Santa&nbsp;or Bill Murray as Frank Cross in 1988&#39;s awesome, twisted Christmas movie Scrooged,&nbsp;these characters gave us quotes that won&#39;t soon be forgotten. The best Christmas movie quotes stick with you long after the film&#39;s credits roll. What&#39;s the most quotable holiday movie ever? That&#39;s a tough choice, as you&#39;ll see from this list. If I had to pick just one, it would without a doubt be 1983&#39;s A Christmas Story. Bet I&#39;m not the only one who can quote it from memory! Besides, it&#39;s on 24/7 in the weeks leading up to Santa&#39;s big arrival - it&#39;s almost impossible not to watch it at least twice annually.

So let&#39;s raise a glass of warm apple cider (or hot chocolate, or both) to the great Christmas comedy movies. Enjoy the list, and happy holidays!