The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen).

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There&#39;s something so satisfying about watching two characters rip each other apart on film. <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-facebook-insults-burns-disses/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">The best burns</a> in movies&nbsp;are often phrases you&nbsp;wish&nbsp;you could say, but you&#39;d never have the guts to utter in real life. Instead, you can just sit back and watch two characters insult&nbsp;each other while chuckling quietly to yourself and wishing you could be that witty.&nbsp;

Yes, a well-timed cinematic put-down is somehow incredibly satisfying. That&#39;s probably why there are so many amazing insults to be found in movie history. From family films like&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-toy-story-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Toy Story</a>&nbsp;to adult comedies like&nbsp;Step Brothers,&nbsp;take a look below at the best movie insults and vote up the vicious burns you&#39;ll never forget.&nbsp;

The Most Vicious Burns Ever Delivered On Film

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The Most Vicious Movie Insults Ever Delivered

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Entertainment

While it&#39;s true that the MCU&#39;s <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-mcu-villain-quotes/christian-cintron" target="_blank">villains often get the most memorable quotes</a>, the heroes and even sidekicks also get a few good quips in. However, the quotes that resonate with us the most, and&nbsp;tend to stay with us long after we&rsquo;ve left our cinema seats, are the lines spoken by a character just before they shuffle off this mortal coil.

Yet the last words of Marvel characters don&rsquo;t have to be lines spoken just before they perish for them&nbsp;to hit home. It can still have an emotional impact if we know this is the last time we&rsquo;re going to see that character on screen.

Whether awesome&nbsp;one-liners, words of love, or final expressions of hate or remorse, these are the most poignant or even just the saddest MCU last words from each phase of the franchise.

The 20 Most Unforgettable Last Words Of MCU Characters, Ranked

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The 20 Most Unforgettable Last Words of MCU Characters, Ranked

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Because movies often blend history and drama, it&#39;s difficult to assess whether or not some of the most memorable movie lines are based in truth, or a case of writers adding stuff for dramatic effect. More often than you&#39;d suspect, many of the most biting quotes from movies can be attributed to actual individuals.

While <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-vicious-movie-insults/jessica-bedewi" target="_blank">some of the best insults</a>, the most devious rejoinders, and the boldest fighting quotes from movies may take a&nbsp;bit of poetic license,&nbsp;they also offer up a whole lot of savage honesty. Which one of these quotes is the most surprisingly real?

Dramatic Movie Quotes That Sound Made Up, But Aren't

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Savage Movie Quotes That Sound Made Up, But Aren’t

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Horror Movies and TV

The most terrifying horror film quotes send shivers down your spine. You may think you&#39;re in a room reading this all alone, but once you get done reading this list, you&#39;ll want to make sure the lights are on and there&#39;s nothing&nbsp;hiding under the bed. Many of these lines were delivered by horror mainstays&nbsp;in the genre like Freddy Krueger while others were spoken by their future victims. Which lines have seared themselves into your psyche?&nbsp;

Vote for the best horror movie quotes below. And pay no attention to that extra set of eyes gleaming at you in your computer screen. We&#39;re sure it&#39;s nothing.&nbsp;

The Most Memorable Horror Movie Quotes

25+ Terrifying Horror Movie Quotes, Ranked

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Here are the best Loki&nbsp;quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Tom Hiddleston, Loki is the adopted brother of Thor and the God of Mischief. While his sibling rivalry frequently results in all-out wars, Loki usually ends up doing the right thing even despite being motivated by personal gain. What is your favorite quote from Loki?

Vote up the best Loki&nbsp;quotes, and see where he ranks among the&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/every-character-from-the-marvel-cinematic-universe-ranked" target="_blank">best&nbsp;MCU&nbsp;characters</a>.

The Most Quotable Loki Lines In The MCU

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The Best Loki Quotes From The MCU, Ranked By Fans

Movie and TV Quotes

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Hocus Pocus&nbsp;may be a Disney Halloween classic for children, but let&#39;s be real the movie was released in 1993. I&#39;m no mathematician, but it&#39;s safe to say that audiences who enjoyed the movie as children are now grown adults. That being said, we&#39;re noticing some not-so-kid-friendly moments from the movie that had us spitting out our pumpkin spice coffee. Enjoy.

14 'Hocus Pocus' Lines That Magically Became Funnier As An Adult

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If you don&#39;t remember John McClane shouting &quot;Yippee Ki-Yay, Mister Falcon&quot; in Die Hard 2, it&#39;s because your favorite movie quote has been edited -&nbsp;or rather, &quot;bowdlerized&quot; - for TV, as broadcast censors have a different idea of what&#39;s considered &quot;offensive.&quot; When a film airs on television, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/movies-with-the-most-fbombs/ranker-film" target="_blank">most instances of &quot;inappropriate&quot; language</a> are&nbsp;either censored or completely altered, resulting in some hilarious new changes. &quot;Melon farmer&quot;? Just why?

From The&nbsp;Big Lebowski&#39;s&nbsp;edited-for-TV quotes&nbsp;to Scarface, these are the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-scary-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funniest movie lines</a> censored for TV.

The Funniest Movie Lines Censored For TV

Julian Hoffman

Running in slo-mo at the top action movies, scene, stunts, characters, chases, explosions, etc., ranked.

High Octane Action Thrillers

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The best <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/famous-catch-phrases-from-action-movies/jacob-shelton?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">action movie quotes</a> of all time have a way of pulling you into the film&#39;s world. Action movies are supposed to get your adrenaline pumping, so when the hero lets loose an awesome one-liner, it&#39;s a great way to get the audience on their feet cheering. You will find all kinds of great action film quotes on this list from the last few decades of action movies.&nbsp;

Action movie puns and one-liners alike have been gathered together on one list from both heroes and villains. Which one do you think is the coolest? Vote for your favorites so that the top action movie quote of all time reigns supreme.&nbsp;

The Most Memorable Action Movie Quotes

The 25+ Most Explosive Action Movie Quotes

The best Draco Malfoy quotes from the Harry Potter movies can make you realize how <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-draco-malfoy-memes/linda-meyers" target="_blank">funny</a> the character can be. Played by Tom Felton, Draco Malfoy is a member and general ringleader of the Slytherin House. There are some funny Draco Malfoy&nbsp;quotes, especially when he is being sarcastic or rude. There are even some pretty good insults as Draco Malfoy confronts&nbsp;the other Harry Potter characters. But which of these are the best Draco Malfoy lines?

You get to help decide with your votes. Vote up the Draco Malfoy quotes you still remember long after having watched the movies. You can also see where he ranks among the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/harry-potter-characters" target="_blank">best&nbsp;Harry Potter characters</a>.&nbsp;

The Best Draco Malfoy Quotes That Prove He's A Slytherin

The Best Draco Malfoy Quotes From The 'Harry Potter' Films

2019 Movies

What are the best Shaft 2019 quotes? This is your chance to decide. The Shaft franchise has been around for a long time. The original, starring Richard Roundtree, opened in 1971. It was followed by two sequels, Shaft&#39;s Big Score in 1972 and Shaft in Africa in 1973. In 2000, director John Singleton brought it back, casting Samuel L. Jackson as Shaft in a film also appropriately titled Shaft. The movie was a modest box office hit.&nbsp;

The 2019 Shaft is a direct sequel to both the &#39;71 and the &#39;00 installments. This time, John &quot;JJ&quot; Shaft Jr. (Jessie T. Usher) enlists the help of his father (Jackson) in getting to the bottom of his friend&#39;s death. The elder Shaft attempts to settle an old score in the process. Roundtree co-stars as Shaft Sr., which makes three generations of Shaft men. Regina Hall co-stars, too, as Maya Babanikos, Shaft&#39;s ex and JJ&#39;s mom. This new version is slightly different, in that it&#39;s as much a comedy as an action picture. There are plenty of funny lines and memorable Shaft quotes. It was directed by Tim Story, whose resume includes Barbershop and the Ride Along movies.

Vote up&nbsp;your favorite Shaft 2019&nbsp;quotes and one liners&nbsp;from the list below regardless of which character&nbsp;they come from.&nbsp;

The Best 'Shaft' (2019) Movie Quotes

The Best 'Shaft' (2019) Movie Quotes, Ranked by Fans

Marvel Comics

Here are the best Hawkeye&nbsp;quotes from Marvel Cinematic Universe&nbsp;movies. Played by Jeremy Renner, Clint Barton is a former S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who uses the moniker Hawkeye due to his high marksmanship. Thought to be underpowered when compared to his fellow Avengers, Hawkeye proves to be very effective and will do anything when it comes to protecting his family. What is your favorite quote from Hawkeye?

Vote up the best Clint Barton lines below, and see where he ranks among the&nbsp;best&nbsp;MCU&nbsp;characters.

The Best Hawkeye Quotes

The Best Hawkeye Quotes From MCU Movies, Ranked By Fans

Supervillains

Have you ever sat down to watch an MCU film and thought that <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/movie-villains-who-were-right/loganrapp" target="_blank">the villains had a good point</a>? That&#39;s not just your penchant for villainy; those movies had some pretty good dialogue, and a lot of it was spoken by the bad guys. Granted, not every villain in the MCU said the best thing every time they opened their mouths, but when they did say something truly compelling, it made an impact.

This list looks at some of the underrated MCU villain quotes that actually make a good point from the first three phases of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Take a look at them below, and be sure to vote up the ones that made you think,&nbsp;&quot;That bad guy had a really good point...&quot;

Underrated MCU Villain Quotes That Actually Make A Good Point

Jonathan H. Kantor

Film quotes are a huge part of everyday conversations, but there a lot of <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-greatest-movie-quotes-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">famous movie quotes</a> that aren't actual quotes at all. One of the most famous reveals in movie history, the line, &quot;Luke, I am your father,&quot; is a misquote. That's just one of many, many misquoted movie lines. &quot;Play it again Sam,&quot; &quot;Do you feel lucky, punk?,&quot; and &quot;I want to suck your blood&quot;... All of these are really great lines, and most people could easily identify the films in which they supposedly originated. The truth is, however, that none of these lines are in any movies; they are misstatements or outright incorrect versions of the actual quotes. Here is a list of the most popular misquoted quotes, along with the REAL quotes that appear in some of the most famous and iconic films of all time.What are the most commonly misquoted movie quotes? What's the real version of Darth Vader's &quot;I am your father&quot; quote? Which popular movie quotes are the most misquoted? This list will provide the answers.

The Most Commonly Misquoted Film Quotes

Wrong Movie Quotes | List of Misheard and Misquoted Lines from Films

Nicole Breanne

While some movie characters pass away without any fanfare, other&nbsp;fictional characters&#39; last words leave a lasting impression on our psyche. In particular, the last words that manage to elicit a small chuckle are forever seared in our brains. Even in their final moments, these characters still manage to pull out one last funny line, simply to ensure that they&#39;ll be remembered.&nbsp;

Of course, last words in real life are rarely as catchy. But if we could manage to deliver a final line like Dr. Schultz in&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/django-unchained-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Django Unchained</a>&nbsp;or Jasper Palmer in&nbsp;Children of Men,&nbsp;we&#39;d certainly go down in history, much like these film personalities.&nbsp;

Take a look below at some of the funniest last words in movie history and vote up the final lines that still make you chuckle.&nbsp;

The Funniest Last Words In Movie History

Kids Entertainment

Aladdin 2019&nbsp;is a live action version of the classic 1992 Disney film of the same name. This version of the film was co-written and directed by&nbsp;Guy Ritchie with help from&nbsp;John August. This list&nbsp;highlights the best quotes from&nbsp;Aladdin 2019, with the help of your votes.

In&nbsp;Aladdin 2019, Aladdin (Mena Massoud) is used by Jafar (Marwan Kenzari) to retrieve the lamp that will give Jafar the ability to marry the princess.&nbsp;Aladdin accidentally releases the Genie (Will Smith), who will grant him three wishes. Aladdin disguises himself as a prince to impress Princess Jasmine (Naomi Scott) and The Sultan (Navid Negahban&nbsp;). Jafar becomes suspicious and tries to take the Genie himself. Aladdin must overcome Jafar and prove his love for&nbsp;Princess Jasmine.

Do you have a favorite quote from&nbsp;Aladdin 2019?&nbsp;Regardless if they are Aladdin quotes or quotes from other&nbsp;characters,&nbsp;vote up the&nbsp;Aladdin 2019&nbsp;quotes you most enjoy.

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The Best 'Aladdin' (2019) Movie Quotes

The Best 'Aladdin' (2019) Movie Quotes, Ranked

Strap on your helmet and enjoy the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-stuber-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">most hilarious quotes</a> from&nbsp;Spaceballs. Directed by Mel Brooks,&nbsp;the 1987 Star Wars parody movie&nbsp;is packed with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and quotable dialogue. What is your favorite quote from&nbsp;Spaceballs?&nbsp;

Vote up the best&nbsp;Spaceballs&nbsp;quotes, and may the Schwartz be with you.

Feel The Schwartz With The Funniest 'Spaceballs' Quotes

The Most Hilarious Quotes From Mel Brooks's 'Spaceballs'

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Lists of movie quotes, including the most memorable lines and dialogue from film. These lists of famous movie quotes include videos of the dialogue scenes in each film, as well as info about the movie's release. 

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This list of the best movie monologues includes some big, big names and some even bigger films (some contemporary, others classic). What are some famous movie monologues?

Some of the best, most famous monologues from movies involve high drama, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/over-the-top-movie-monologues/tyler-mitchell" target="_blank">remarkable acting</a> and, of course, stellar writing. Many resulted in Academy Award nominations - some who uttered these lines took home Oscar gold. From rants&nbsp;to threats&nbsp;to intimate confessions, these film monologues represent the awe-inspiring, the inspirational, and the chilling.

Want to be able to quote your favorite scene from your favorite movie? Not just a one-liner&mdash;the whole thing? Study this list and learn (or check out <a href="/list/best-short-monologues-from-movies/william-neckard" target="_blank">these great short monologues</a> for something a little snappier). This famous movie monologues list is an open list, meaning others can contribute. If you have a favorite film monologue or even a famous movie speech that isn&#39;t on the list, add it! Some are a minute, others are longer, but these are all great monologues, even including the one by Liam Neeson from Taken.

If you&#39;re an actor looking for the perfect dramatic scene to memorize for your next audition, you&#39;ll definitely find some great, easy inspiration here. These speeches are great for men and are also <a href="/list/female-movie-speeches/william-neckard" target="_blank">great monologues for women</a>, provided you&#39;ve got the acting chops to pull them off. Take a good look at these popular, great movie monologues and find out if you can compete with the stars!

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Famous Movie Monologues

The Best Monologues from Movies, Ranked by Fans

William Neckard

Some movies are famous because they are filled with memorable lines. People are constantly quoting these movies. Sometimes we love the movies solely because of the lines and continue to quote the movie even though you have forgotten the plot. You can't go to a party, college campus, movie geek hang out, etc. and not hear at least one line from one of these movies. These are the films with lines you just can't help by repeat. Vote up the movies you've heard quoted a million times.

Mean Girls

The Most Quoted Movies

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Lists that rank the greatest, most memorable quotes from your all-time favorite movies and shows (and maybe even a few you haven’t seen).

Here's Looking at You, Kid

These are the most memorable lines uttered on film, lines and quotes that have lived on long past the point where people even know where they originated from. This list asks &quot;What are the greatest movie quotes of all time?&quot; by incorporating the views and opinions of all members of the Ranker Community. Nominate your picks for best line ever by making a list of your own. This list includes the movies quotes with videos so you can rewatch your favorite iconic scenes from movies and remember where these <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/savage-movies-quotes-that-sound-fake-but-are-true/melissa-sartore" target="_blank">popular movie quotes</a> are from.

What are the greatest movie lines of all time? Do they have to come from the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-quotable-movies-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">most quotable movies</a> or can they be from obscure films? What are the best movie quotes? Vote for top movie quotes and share this with your friends.

The Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time

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The best way to spread holiday cheer is to laugh out loud for all to hear.

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Holidays

Funny Christmas movie quotes include the absolute most hilarious lines from holiday comedy movies. Which quotes from <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-christmas-movies-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny Christmas movies</a>? From modern Christmas movie classics like&nbsp;A Christmas Story&nbsp;and <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-christmas-vacation-lines/amylindorff" target="_blank">National&nbsp;Lampoon&#39;s Christmas Vacation</a>&nbsp;to the newest holiday movie releases like&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/arthur-christmas-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes">Arthur Christmas,</a>&nbsp;these movies keep us laughing long after Santa arrives, gifts are opened and friends and family depart. Which Christmas&nbsp;movies have the funniest quotes? Behold, the greatest, funniest quotes from Christmas movies for young and old! Is your all-time favorite, funniest Christmas film quote not on the list? Definitely vote it up and be sure to vote for all your faves.

Whether it&#39;s Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell, in the instant Christmas classic movie Elf), Billy Bob Thornton as the totally deranged, super-mean store Santa, Willie, in Bad Santa&nbsp;or Bill Murray as Frank Cross in 1988&#39;s awesome, twisted Christmas movie Scrooged,&nbsp;these characters gave us quotes that won&#39;t soon be forgotten. The best Christmas movie quotes stick with you long after the film&#39;s credits roll. What&#39;s the most quotable holiday movie ever? That&#39;s a tough choice, as you&#39;ll see from this list. If I had to pick just one, it would without a doubt be 1983&#39;s A Christmas Story. Bet I&#39;m not the only one who can quote it from memory! Besides, it&#39;s on 24/7 in the weeks leading up to Santa&#39;s big arrival - it&#39;s almost impossible not to watch it at least twice annually.

So let&#39;s raise a glass of warm apple cider (or hot chocolate, or both) to the great Christmas comedy movies. Enjoy the list, and happy holidays!