Briana is a freelance list writer/caretaker who has practiced social distancing and self-quarantining long before the coronavirus epidemic. She strives for success but succumbs to daily hedonistic tendencies, like overindulgence and procrastination. Briana enjoys long walks on anywhere but the beach, developing conspiracy theories about her favorite reality TV shows, reading people's astrological natal (birth) charts, contributing to the welfare animals, and living that robe life as much as she possibly can! Homegirl is the Patron Saint of Compartmentalization and '90s/'00s Throwbacks. Briana was born and raised in the World's Marijuana Capital: Santa Cruz, California, where she currently resides.