Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Every list Danielle writes on the topics of hockey, food, booze, how to sneak booze into places, fine whiskeys, craft beers, and you know, the occasional cat pic, ends up on the bestseller list of lists (that's a thing!). Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that./s