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List of All Uncanny X-Men Members

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Lists of funny signs, postings, and placards that are ridiculous and hilarious - intentionally or otherwise.

Signs of the Times

Need a laugh? Check out this list of funny chalkboard signs! Hilarious chalkboard signs with funny messages have become a trend on the Internet. It turns out, plenty of bartenders and restaurant owners have been wasting their wit on their customers. Sure, they may tell a great joke over the bar, but their clever musings are often appreciated only in the moment. Thanks to <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/social-networking-sites/sirsinister?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">social media sites</a> such as Instagram and Facebook, these comedic anecdotes can now reach an audience of millions. Now there is competition to one-up each other and see who can have the next viral chalkboard sign. Being able to check out the rest of the world's funny chalkboard quotes has pushed creativity to another level.The jokes on these chalkboard signs (sometimes called sidewalk signs) range from funny puns to hilarious (but actually pretty good) advice. If you were walking down Main street deciding where to grab a drink, you'd definitely pick the place with a funny sign that made you laugh, right? Who wouldn't want to check out the restaurant that skipped the boring old advertisement in favor of a witty play on words? Not you, that's for sure! These funny restaurant signs prove hiring a witty staff is a great investment. When you are done laughing at the best bar chalkboard signs on the Internet, check out some of these equally funny<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/30-most-offensive-church-signs-of-all-time/robert-wabash">&nbsp;Offensive Church Signs</a>&nbsp;and<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/20-hilarious-public-warning-sign-parodies/john-barryman">&nbsp;Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies.</a> &nbsp;

The 29 Funniest Chalkboard Signs Ever

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List of most popular hashtags. Top hashtags in 2014 we wish people would stop using.&nbsp;There are a lot of common hashtags in social media. Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest and Google+ all use hashtags. If you aren't familiar, hashtagging is when you put the '#' symbol in front of a word. This becomes a standard practice for anyone with a social media account.Hashtags originally started with Twitter. They were used to search popular (or trending) topics to join into a similar discussion. They have evolved into being used for the punchline of a joke. Hashtags are still great, but there are certain ones that have lost their luster. #TBT (Throwback Thursday) has been around so long people have run out of throwback photos to post. People actually use photos&nbsp;from the week before&nbsp;as their throwback to the past.The world is full of creative people. Let's think up some new, fun exciting hashtags to use this year. I know we can do it. #WeCanDoIt #LetsStopHashtaggingSentencesToo (Also,&nbsp;please stop using these words in 2014.)&nbsp;

Twitter Talk: Hashtags We Need to Stop Using in 2014

Hashtags We Need to Stop Using in 2014

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Got something to say? Say it with cake. And then eat the cake. Mmm, cake. (Also pies and other desserts.)

A Piece of Cake

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Find offensive birthday cake pics and birthday cake ideas here! This list of cake photos includes insulting cakes, funny cakes, rude cakes, and naughty birthday cake pictures. Birthday and wedding cakes certainly have evolved over the years. Traditionally, a cake was meant to make you feel good. A birthday cake was about celebration. "You lived another year! Hooray!" Now people want to get you a cake that is offensive, dirty and hilarious. Well it certainly makes things more interesting that way!I applaud the originality of people. There are two different ways of making offensive cakes. The first is making it at home (<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/the-most-delicious-cakes/chef-jen">If so, you should be using one of these favorite cake flavors</a>.) It doesn't take much to write a mean phrase, but it does take talent to recreate "2 girls, 1 cup" with dolls and frosting. The second is going to the store and asking a complete stranger to make something so insanely offensive, you are embarrassed to say it out loud. Not entirely sure which is more amazing.And for more birthday fun, make sure to check out our list of <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/birthday-fails-funny-pics/don-davis">40 Funny Birthday Fails</a>.&nbsp;

56 Hilarious Cake FAILs

Funny Birthday Cakes | Pictures of Offensive, Dirty Cakes

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List of Oscar-nominated actors who also played a comic book character. Academy Award nominees and Oscar winners who appeared in comic based movies. The actors listed had to both play a comic based character AND be nominated for <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/child-actors-nominated-for-oscars/celebrity-lists?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">an Academy Award</a> at some point in their career. The award does not have to be for the same role. (There are only a handful of people who have achieved that honor.) The Oscar has to be for an acting role. Writing, directing, etc does not count. (Sorry, Danny DeVito and Kris Kristofferson.)&nbsp;The movies are all based on a comic book, comic strip, or a graphic novel.&nbsp;These characters may come from <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-superhero-movies-ever-made">the best superhero movies ever made</a>,&nbsp;as well as the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/worst-superhero-movies/ranker-film">worst superhero movies ever made</a>. Other characters come from movies most people do not realize are based on comics/graphic novels. Road to Perdition and History of Violence are based on graphic novels and resulted in Oscar wins. One movie even came from a one-time, 4-page comic that was written as page filler to meet a deadline.&nbsp;Check out the list, and vote up your favorite actors who were nominated for Academy Awards for portraying a comic book character.

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Oscar-Nominated Actors Who Also Played Comic Book Characters

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Love it or hate it, sales make the world go 'round. But hey, at least it's a paycheck, right?

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This list of the worst things about working in retail stores includes some of the awful things that happen to people employed in retail. The retail world is a tough place. Retail, for most, is not a fun job. In fact it can be down right miserable. There are many times retail employees are day dreaming about having one of these&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-jobs-in-the-world">best jobs in the world</a>&nbsp;or these&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/fun-jobs-that-pay-well/american-jobs">fun jobs that pay well</a>. Because when it comes to working retail, almost anything will make you say, &quot;I hate working retail.&quot;Retail employees have a difficult job, and it's <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/confusing-anime/anna-lindwasser?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">hard to understand</a> if you haven't experienced it first hand. The expectations are always high and generally come from a corporate office that does not know what it is like to work on a sales floor. Not only do retail employees have to clean, stock, and maintain a store, they have to balance constant customer service, ringing a register, and some insane customers. While there are many positive things about a retail career and plenty of <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/working-in-retail-memes/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">fun retail jobs</a>, that's another list - this is a ranking of the worst aspects of working in stores.

The 30 Worst Things About Working in Retail

List of father's day gifts for men, father's day gifts ideas that include what not to buy dad for his special holiday--including all of the typical worst father's day gifts. Gifts for men can be tricky. A gift for Father's Day can be even trickier. As men we claim to be easy to shop for, and anything will suffice. Honestly, we want something awesome (like from these <a href="/list/unique-gifts-for-men-websites/dot-commander">top shops for unique gifts for men</a>.)&nbsp;Men want something that will be useful, fun, or reusable for years. Guys generally need something that appeals to either their&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-action-stars">bad ass, primordial side</a>&nbsp;or &quot;useful for the price&quot; side. We'll even take something because it's funny. But it has to be funny for longer than you staring at us opening it.Still not sure what to get the man who raised you? Or the husband that keeps you sane? Well, at least tries? I don't want to mislead you by recommending something that he hates. &nbsp;BUT I caaaaaan tell you what he DOESN'T want. You are probably wondering how I know this. It's because we drink together. Ok that's a lie. It's because this list is&nbsp;voted on by fathers.

The Worst Father's Day Gifts

List of the best <a href="http://www.ranker.com/review/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/2914802">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</a>&nbsp;characters. The Ninja Turtle franchise has expanded from <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/favorite-comic-book-movies">comic books</a>&nbsp;to <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/my-favorite-cartoons-of-all-time">cartoon series</a>&nbsp;and film. Characters ranging from <a href="http://www.ranker.com/review/leonardo/1432971">Leonardo</a>&nbsp;to <a href="http://www.ranker.com/review/shredder/2024557">Shredder</a>&nbsp;have left impressions in millions of memories. Since their debut in 1984, the TMNT have remained an iconic staple in pop culture.&nbsp;The Ninja Turtles quickly became an animated series for the first time in 1987. The release of the series led the Turtles into mainstream America. Children all over were playing with action figures while teenagers picked up the Ninja Turtle slang which included surfer based lingo such as &quot;bummer,&quot; &quot;dude,&quot; and &quot;cowabunga.&quot;The first live action movie debuted in 1990 (see the theme of 3 years here?)&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/full-cast-of-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-actors-and-actresses/reference">Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</a>&nbsp;was a large success. The original movie did so well it led to a trilogy. Although the third installment was not as large a success, an animated movie was released in 2007. A new live action film directed by&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/review/michael-bay/1572602">Michael Bay</a>&nbsp;is currently in production.

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