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Ouch! These poor souls who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns... UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took their relaxing time in the sun to a whole new level. These aren&#39;t your run of the mill swimsuit lines, some of these people have happy faces and fun messages from their friends burned right onto their skin!&nbsp;

It&#39;s very important to use sunscreen when you&#39;re spending time outside on a hot, sunny day, unless of course you want to end up on this list someday. In that case, you&#39;ll need to leave the sunscreen, sun hats, and umbrellas at home, and only bring along your bikini top, swim trunks, or, as one person here did, a cutout shaped like Batman, so that you can have horrible sunburn designs burned into your skin. They&#39;re like <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/tattoo-fails/ariel-kana" target="_blank">tattoos</a>, but made of fire.

From men with burned on bikini tops, one poor guy who remembered sunscreen but couldn&#39;t quite reach all of his back, to a hardcore AC/DC fan, these epicly bad sunburns will be the talk of the pool party. Hopefully all these people went right out and bathed in a tub of aloe vera.

Stay safe in the sun, everyone! Unless your significant other really digs the tomato look.

57 Epic and Painful Sunburns

General

John Barryman

Robots & AI

Oh, Siri. Sent to the human race by Apple to make our lives easier, Siri has only occasionally (and probably accidentally) actually worked out. Here, Apple said. Shout orders into your smartphone and hoping the disembodied robot woman inside understands you. What could go wrong?! These Siri fails prove why the little voice in your iPhone just kind of sucks.

From passive aggressive Siri comebacks, complete misunderstandings and robot/human communication fails, the Apple iPhone&#39;s little helper is sometimes just asking to be thrown off a cliff out of frustration. Want her to turn off your tunes? Sit back and listen as she plays your entire music library. Because that&#39;s what you wanted. And don&#39;t you dare look up your wife&#39;s phone number if she&#39;s anywhere near. Siri just might pull up all those other ladies in your contacts. Whoops!

Good luck getting accurate directions to pick up your date, or getting that robot lady to wish you happy Father&#39;s Day. You won&#39;t and she won&#39;t. Go home, Siri. You suck.

18 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

Schadenfreude - n. (German, from Schaden ‘harm’ + Freude ‘joy’) Pleasure derived from another person's misfortune

Ouch! That's Gotta Hurt

Mockery

Ouch! These poor souls who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns, UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took their relaxing time in the sun to a whole new level. These aren&#39;t your run of the mill swimsuit lines, some of these people have happy faces and fun messages from their friends burned right onto their skin!&nbsp;

It&#39;s very important to use sunscreen when you&#39;re spending time outside on a hot, sunny day, unless of course you want a burn like these. They&#39;re like <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/tattoo-fails/ariel-kana" target="_blank">tattoos</a>, but made of fire.

Stay safe in the sun, everyone!

39 Epic and Painful Sunburns

Worst Sunburn Photos | 39 Epic and Painful Sunburns

Social Media: You're Connected

Facebook

People arrested for dumb social media posts kind of had it coming to them. From the teens who jokingly threaten lives on Twitter to those who took to Facebook to organize full-scale riots, all of these people have one thing in common: each were arrested for a common-sense-bending social media post.In our world where Snapchats, Instagrams, Facebook posts, and Tweets spread information instantly, it's entirely too easy for those who are dumb enough to put their death threats and otherwise unclean thoughts on the web for all to see. Unfortunately for them, social media is also a place where law enforcement monitors activity to catch just these kind of threats.So between the Dutch teen who jokingly tweeted a threat to American Airlines, to the sports fan who threatened to shoot his favorite British diver after he didn't bring home a medal at the 2012 Olympics, to the Los Angeles man who asked for retweets to take out some innocent victims with his sniper rifle, there is not shortage of stories about dumb things posted on social media that led to arrests - sometimes, even years in prison.Folks, the next time you make a social media post, be it about your excitement for a concert or your plans for your next vacation, take a moment to think before you press send. That moment of clarity might just keep you out of jail.

People Arrested For Dumb Social Media Posts

Dumb Social Media Posts That Got People Arrested

Transformers

The best Transformers toys currently available make the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/worst-transformers-toys/jakebaumgart?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">original Transformers toys</a> look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us would trade the memories of <a href="/crowdranked-list/best-saturday-morning-cartoons-for-mid-80_s-90_s-kids">amazing 80s and 90s cartoons</a> and <a href="/list/the-most-nostalgia-inducing-_90s-toys/brian-gilmore">nostalgia inducing toys</a> for any number of these new-fangled playthings). These new Transformers toys include all the best characters from the Transformers movie franchise as well as some classic favorites.What are the best Transformers toys for sale? From the Transformers Prime Beast Hunters to the buildable bot series, there are so many Transformers action figures available there are really...more than meets the eye.

The Best Transformers Toys

Product

These lists feature the classic memes that stand the test of time. You'll find the most iconic memes of all time that will both take you doen memory lane, and give you a laugh. 

Classic Memes You Need to See

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Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, governments and any other places where nobody in charge knows anything about quality browsers -- IE terrorizes people with its slow loading times, its abundance of toolbars and its general inability to do its basic functions. Needless to say, it's great fodder for jokes, memes and funny comics about how Internet Explorer is the dumbest, slowest and most unreliable browser that we've all been forced to deal with at some point.We've all been screwed over by Internet Explorer somehow, and a lot of developers have come to see it as the worst, most fussy browser to code for, so here's a votable slideshow of the best, funniest and most clever internet explorer meme image-macros, rage comics, and generally funny points made about the most popular, most hated browser on the web.&nbsp;Internet Explorer has shown us all that it's the worst browser ever made. So it's time to make fun of it relentlessly.&nbsp;

The 20 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

Internet Explorer Meme | Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes and Comics on the Web

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes

Pop Culture

Chuck Norris pictures, facts, and memes have become so common, it&#39;s hard to remember a time when the world didn&#39;t quake in fear at the fist (just one, it&#39;s all he needs) of Chuck Norris. List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, images, one-liners, puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.

The Chuck Norris meme has become such a prevailing theme in pop culture, it&#39;s hard to remember a time when Chuck Norris joke-facts didn&#39;t exist or when you couldn&#39;t expect to see <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/young-chuck-norris/cari-fortier?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Chuck Norris pics</a> circulating around the Internet (just kidding, Chuck Norris has been kicking butt since the dawn of time). The venerable star of countless <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-chuck-norris-movies/ratedmma">classic Chuck Norris movies</a> is so tough, so un-crossable, that the only sensible thing to do was to make a list of Chuck Norris jokes. The manliest man in history has a cult following and has spawned some of the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-florida-memes/jodi-smith?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funniest memes on the internet</a>.

What are the funniest Chuck Norris jokes? Which are the best Chuck Norris memes? This top Chuck Norris jokes list should get you started in your search for the greatest Chuck Norris memes, but it&#39;s by no means every Chuck Norris joke on the internet. Upvote for your favorites (they&#39;re all your favorites, clearly), and beware the wrath of Chuck Norris should you choose to downvote any of these funny Chuck Norris memes.

If you want to catch up on some of the best memes of the past year, check out <a>the greatest internet memes of 2012</a>.

The 18 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

Chuck Norris Jokes | The 18 Best Chuck Norris Facts & Memes

Food

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Film

Dogs

The <a href="http://www.craveonline.com/comedy/articles/187033-meet-lawyer-dog" rel="nofollow">Lawyer Dog</a> meme puts us in the perspective of a very serious, all-knowing lawyer who happens to represent dogs against their owners and, of course, other dogs. When a canine needs representation, lawyer dog is there. Suing owners for the most unfortunate things people have to do to their dogs -&nbsp;baths, neutering, and more - Lawyer Dog is the puppy representation that you need.

From bone puns&nbsp;to using the conventions of dog behavior for comedic purposes, this is a collection of the best of the Lawyer Dog meme. Photos&nbsp;as well as plenty of different variations are included.

The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

In the late 1960s, charismatic Charles Manson accumulated a loyal cult of followers who took hallucinogenics and did whatever he said. In  August 1969, they casually took the lives of eight people, including actress Sharon Tate.

Helter Skelter

Charles Manson

This list of Charles Manson quotes includes some of the strangest Manson quotes ever to be uttered by the notorious cult leader. From filthy to flabbergasting, <a href="https://quotecatalog.com/communicator/charles-manson/" target="_blank">Charles Manson&#39;s best quotes</a> (if you want to label the stuff Charles Manson says as &quot;best&quot;) are, if nothing else, memorable.&nbsp;Manson has been called many things: a cult leader, a serial killer, a sociopath, a psychopath, but he&#39;s rarely called &quot;quotable.&quot;&nbsp;In many interviews, Manson speaks gibberish and tries to appear crazy, and he usually succeeds. Whether he is spouting off about love, Jesus, Christian beliefs, or the weather &mdash;&nbsp;it&#39;s hard to interpret his speech as anything but wild when you consider what he has done in his past.&nbsp;

Charles Manson runs interviews like a circus with himself as the star attraction (this is well documented on his Wikipedia page). This is a small sample of some of his wildest quotes during his jail house interviews. Many psychologists believe that Manson is a man who has lost touch with reality. But in a 1980 interview with Tom Snyder, this was proven to be somewhat inaccurate, honorable mention goes to the Synder interview for the simple fact that Synder was able to control Manson by telling him to &quot;come down off the spaceship.&quot; Luckily for us, not many reporters are as poised as Tom Synder, so here are some of the strangest and most famous things that Manson has ever uttered on camera.

What is the top Charles Manson quote? These are 10 of the most memorable Manson quotes, so you can decide for yourself.

10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

Person

Charles Manson Quotes | Strangest Charles Manson Quote List

Addiction

This list details <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrity-vicodin-addicts/john-barryman" target="_blank">celebs who were known habitual users</a> of Oxycontin. Who are these&nbsp;famous oxy users? Take a look at this list and you&#39;ll see for yourself. For these celebrities, they faced a&nbsp;long road to recovery. Some have succeeded in their struggles,&nbsp;and some haven&#39;t. Unfortunately, not all on this list lived long enough to seek treatment. Hopefully, these famous stars will use&nbsp;their resources to kick their bad habits and get back in the limelight - and stay there for good.

Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

Famous Oxycontin Addicts | List of Celebrities Hooked on Oxycontin

Celebrities are no stranger to addiction. There&#39;s always some news story about a celebrity checking themselves in rehab to get treatment. These celebrities had one very specific vice: Vicodin. Vicodin is a <a href="/list/songs-about-pills/ranker-music" target="_blank">prescription pain medication</a> that is similar to Oxycontin. Be sure to check out our other list of <a href="/list/celebrities-addicted-to-oxycontin/john-barryman" target="_blank">Celebrities Addicted to Oxycontin</a>. These are <a href="/list/brilliant-people-addicted-to-drugs/celebrity-lists" target="_blank">famous people&nbsp;who were addicted</a> to Vicodin.

Who are the celebrities who are addicted to Vicodin? This list will look at those famous people who struggle with an addiction to prescription pain medication. Sadly, there are a lot more lists, including <a href="/list/famous-cocaine-addicts/celebrity-lists" target="_blank">celebrities addicted to coke</a>, <a href="/list/famous-meth-addicts/celebrity-lists" target="_blank">celebs addicted to meth</a>, and <a href="/list/famous-celebrity-sex-addicts/celebrity-events" target="_blank">famous sex addicts</a>.

Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

Famous Vicodin Addicts | List of Celebrities Hooked on Vicodin

Internet

The Best Android Phones

Death

Even the weirdest death row last meals make sense, because how do you limit yourself to small fare when you know it&#39;s the last food you&#39;ll ever eat? Serial killers like Steven Michael Woods order as much food as possible so they can make their last meals count. The prisoners last meals below contain everything from the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-cut-of-steak/island-hopper-dan?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">best cuts of meat</a> to heaps of ice cream. Would you choose a large lavish meal for your final dinner?&nbsp;

One of the most expensive meals is likely that of Lawrence Russel Brewer. He order pounds of food, but didn&#39;t eat one bite, causing Texas to get rid of the &quot;last meal.&quot; One of the more boring meals was Ted Bundy&#39;s. What was Ted Bundy&#39;s last meal? Well, he simply went with the standard last meal before execution. Robert Dale Conklin, on the other hand, ordered filet mignon, sauteed shrimp, and goat cheese.&nbsp;

What are the best last meal requests of inmates on death row? Check out these famous last meals and vote up the ones you find most extra and over the top.

The Most Elaborate Final Meals In Death Row History

15 Craziest Last Meal Requests of Death Row Inmates

Comedians

Yes, there will be better ones (and feel free to add any you feel are missing from the list), but <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-games-of-all-time" target="_blank">video games</a> are lot of people&#39;s secret shame and a lot of other people&#39;s pride and joy. Coming from both sides of the fence, here&#39;s what some of <a href="https://www.ranker.com/tags/comedy" target="_blank">comedy</a>&#39;s <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-funniest-stand-up-comedians-in-entertainment" target="_blank">most popular comedians</a> have to say about <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-popular-video-games-today/ranker-games" target="_blank">video games</a>. And if you love <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list-of/games" target="_blank">video games</a>, check out our list of the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/video-games-no-one-completely-finishes/john-saavedra" target="_blank">hardest video games to beat</a>, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/classic-video-games-that-suck/steven-petite" target="_blank">classic video games that suck</a>, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/good-video-games-for-beginners/devon-ashby" target="_blank">easy games for beginners</a>, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-video-game-franchises/ranker-games" target="_blank">best video game franchises</a>, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-popular-pc-games-today/ranker-games" target="_blank">best PC games</a>, <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-video-game-villains/loganrapp" target="_blank">best video game villains</a>, and the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-classic-video-games" target="_blank">best classic games</a>.

Also be sure to check out our list of all Dynasty Warriors games ranked,&nbsp;

The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

Button Mash

The Hottest Video Game Chicks Of All Time

Fictional Character

Hilarious and creative practical jokes and mischievous acts to try out on your nearest and dearest frenemies.

Just a Goof!

Gaming

Nobody goes more&nbsp;over-the-top than the gaming industry when it comes to <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-april-fools-day-pranks/amber-hubert?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">April Fools jokes</a>. They really love to screw with their paying customers. So, in light of the day of the year where you can&#39;t trust anything on the internet, here are the cruelest jokes ever played on gamers

What are the nastiest video game pranks ever pulled? While there have been some bad ones done, these take the cake.&nbsp;

Check out Ranker&#39;s other lists: <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/all-arcade-games-list/reference">The Best Arcade Games of All Time</a>, <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/all-baseballs-list/reference">Greatest Baseball Video Games</a> and the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/all-manic-shooters-list/reference">Best Manic Shooter Games</a>.

The Cruelest Video Game Pranks of All Time

Computer Game

In honor of <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/ricky-gervais-tv-shows-and-series-created/reference" target="_blank">Ricky Gervais</a>&#39;s scathing, brilliant performance at this year&#39;s <a href="http://www.ranker.com/tags/golden-globes?ref=internalCrossLinking_tag">Golden Globes</a> this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he&#39;s always insulting, yet always intelligent at the same time and 2. if the Hollywood Foreign Press was expecting anything different than what he&#39;s done with the majority of his body of work (<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/most-awkward-michael-episodes-the-office/jacob-shelton" target="_blank">The Office reinvented uncomfortable comedy</a> and made it into an artform, these videos are all extremely offensive to most of America), then they need a better hiring department.

Ricky Gervais is one of the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/comedians?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funniest people</a> in the world, so here are clips of him tackling truly offensive material in such an artful way, that what he did at the Golden Globes not only makes sense, but was absolutely hilarious. Clearly this list is the work of one of the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-funniest-stand-up-comedians-in-entertainment">best stand-up comedians</a> ever rocking the Golden Globes.

The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

Offensive Ricky Gervais Moments: Best of Ricky Gervais Pissing People Off

Sweatpants at the table; sweatpants while you fistfight your neighbors over slightly discounted TVs. The holidays are here!

Thanksgiving & Black Friday

Black Friday

From fistfights to pepper spray and the wildness of the crowd, the worst <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/black-friday-horror-stories/erin-maxwell?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Black Friday stories</a> are also the most memorable - and unforgettable, thanks to all those Black Friday videos. The standard consumer shopping experience continues to change, going more digital, taking advantage of tiered sales over a &quot;Black Friday Week&rdquo; or reaping the benefits of Cyber Monday. Even so, the old fashioned physical Black Friday frenzy has come as much a part of the modern holiday season as the Elf On The Shelf, inflatable holiday lawn ornaments, and children putting their wishlist for Santa on Amazon.

Many Black Friday fights are directly about sales, the endless lines, and getting those doorbuster deals. However, just as many incidents cannot be traced directly to shopping and seem to stem from the stress of the season, the temptation of savings, and a reaction to the crowded stores. Whatever the reason, Black Friday incidents remain at the forefront of the news each season, reminding us of old altercations while also reporting the newest Black Friday mayhem.

And so, in honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here&#39;s a roundup of stories about <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/retail-employees-describe-black-friday/mick-jacobs" target="_blank">Black Friday </a>incidents that should pretty much convince everyone to stay out of a busy shopper&#39;s way this year. Especially if you&#39;re partaking in Walmart Black Fridays, just statistically.

The Worst Black Friday Violence Horror Stories

The Worst Black Friday Deaths & Injuries Of All Time

Ranking comic book characters by their powers, strength, physical traits, affiliations, and other features, like how just goshdarn super they are.

Heroes and Villains

Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around the world's unique genetic abilities may serve as genetic advancements that could lead medicine to replicate mutagenic superpower abilities in normal people. No, this isn't a new show that gets horrible after one season – it's reality. Here are the greatest superhero technologies, gadgets, and powers that actually exist in real-life.It may not be too far in the future where a soldier will bring <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/top-6-real-life-versions-of-batman-villains/michael-gibson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">real life Batman</a> suit onto the battlefield. In fact, some ingenious inventors have already made replica batman gadgets for sale. Check out what superhero gear and powers exist in the real world below.

Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets &amp; Powers

10 Amazing Real-Life Super Powers & Superhero Gadgets

Software

Without my computer or phone. I would be completely lost. This list explains essential tools to my life.

Essential Software/Apps We Can't Live Without

My Top Favorite Doctor Who Companions

TV Character

Lists about video games brought to the big screen and the small screen.

Video Games Brought to Life

Total Nerd

With this week's release of that brilliant indie-dramedy looking God of War trailer, here are the 13 most memorable video game MOVIE fan trailers ever made, from a Zelda, Tetris, and a Pac-Man movie, to a movie about Paperboy, to a perfect adaptation of Monkey Island.

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14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

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