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Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz. He's a candidate running for president. He's a real conservative's conservative and he's looking to lock up the Republican nomination. He's also a very interesting looking adult boy. This has been a wonderful blessing for the Internet as it has allowed the Internet to do what it does best... make a bunch of funny Ted Cruz memes about everything that Ted Cruz looks like.You might think you know Ted Cruz. You might think he's just a wholesome American male trying to get hired for the most important job in maybe all of the world, but what if Ted Cruz is really Mrs. Doubtfire? Do you think Ted Cruz looks like Mrs. Doubtfire? Can a grown man that looks like so many different things even be President? Is he a dangerous shapeshifter? That's for you to decide.These are all of the things that people have said Ted Cruz looks like, ranked. What do you think Ted Cruz looks like?

Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked

Ted Cruz Looks Like All of These Things

Tim Burton

You know what is great? Edward Scissorhands. What a movie! A modern-day (1990) Frankenstein story brought to the world by visionary director Tim Burton. Another thing that is great is brunch. Brunch is the time for eating that occurs on Sundays across the United States. When you put those two great things together -&nbsp;Edward Scissorhands and brunch - you are left with a whole new thing that is, in turn, double-great. Edward Scissorhands GIFs that are are ~so you~ at brunch.There is no better movie to illustrate exactly what brunch feels like than Edward Scissorhands. Brunch makes you feel every emotion. So does Eddie Scissorhands.Come on this fantastical adventure of Edward Scissorhands GIFs through a Sunday Brunch!

Edward Scissorhands GIFs That Are So You At Brunch

Hacks

Looking for life hacks that you can actually use? Well check out these 6 pizza hacks that will completely BLOW YOU AWAY! Everyone knows that pizza is pretty much the best, but how do you make pizza definitively the best thing ever? You can start by using these 6 tips and tricks about pizza and how to make pizza better pizza pizza. That's what &quot;pizza hacks&quot; are. &quot;Hack&quot; is a cool lingo people use to mean &quot;cool shortcut&quot; or &quot;very fun customization&quot; for things like cleaning your house, toilet bowl, or even eating pizza! Food hacks are very popular and are often a great source of controversy.Anyway, if you like pizza this is the hack list for you! Check out this life hack list! Well, pizza hack list!

6 Pizza Hacks That Will Change Your Life!

ESPN

30 for 30

The ESPN 30 For 30 films are some of <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-sport-documentary-series/ranker-tv?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">the best sports documentaries</a> ever made. No one is ever going to argue with that. But what is the best 30 for 30 ever made? We can all argue about that... but why not just vote about it instead! What is your favorite ESPN 30 for 30 documentary? From Requiem For The Big East, to The U, and many more, vote for all of your favorites and see if other sports fans agree with you. These are the greatest 30 for 30s ranked by you, the fans.

The Very Best 30 for 30 Films

Film

Space

This is a list of things on the Moon. What is on the Moon? This is specifically about the Moon that orbits the Earth. Like, did you ever think, &quot;What if we never went to the Moon?&quot; There would be nothing on it except these things that were left there. &nbsp; The Moon is very popular, and astronauts are especially fond of the Moon. Some people think that a full moon is a bad thing, but I just think, &quot;Hey, wow! More moon!&quot; So a full moon is actually a good thing. Also sometimes a full moon makes it bright enough at night so that you don't need your nightlight to keep ghosts away from you while you sleep. Night ghosts are known to be especially grabby, so keeping them OUT of your bedroom is definitely a good thing. Thanks, Moon!

The Best Things on the Moon

Football

Arena Football is something we've all probably heard of. It's the Arena Football League and there are teams all over the country. There's even the Arena Bowl, which is like their <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-quarterbacks-to-never-win-a-super-bowl?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Super Bowl</a>. The only difference between the NFL and AFL is that we've all not only heard of the NFL, we've seen an NFL game. We've probably been to one in person. We probably even have <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/greatest-nfl-teams">a favorite team</a>, and even if we don't, we're at least aware of some or most of the teams.That's why this list exists. The teams in the AFL deserve to be written about. They deserve to be talked about. They deserve to be examined in a scholarly manner and made fun of.The following is simply a list of some of the current and defunct Arena Football teams and my thoughts about those teams as far as their names are concerned.&nbsp; Vote for the most embarassing name in the AFL.It's American football and it isn't the NFL. Everyone WANTS to make fun of it. It's their fault for making it so easy.

The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names

Arena Football League Team Names | List of the Worst Names in the AFL

Looking to jazz up your answer sheet at trivia night? Or get some laughs on the kickball mound? Check out these lists to get started on some very serious brainstorming.

Funny Team Names

Pop Culture

Improv is the one of the most entertaining things you can possibly watch. Well, when it's good - like UCB or Groundlings good - it's great. When improvised comedy's bad, there is nothing worse in the known universe. Maybe genocide. MAYBE - it's pretty close.Also, performing improvised comedy (otherwise known as &quot;being on an improv team&quot;) is tons of fun! If you're team is good. If your team is bad there is nothing worse in the known universe. Maybe sitting in the center seat on a flight from LA to Sydney and you have to pee the whole time but you're terrified of flying and your crippling <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/what-is-dying-of-fright-like/rylee_en?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">fear of dying</a> in a fiery <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-who-died-in-plane-crashes/notable-famous-deaths?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">plane crash</a> prevents you from getting out of your seat and using the bathroom. MAYBE - it's close.One of the best parts of being on an improv team, besides all of your friends thinking that you do stand-up, is that you get to give your team an awesome name. I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't try and name your team something funny...it's just a little redundant. Well, it's redundant if your team is funny. If your team is terrible, you should name your team something funny so at least you have that going for you. You'll at least get one laugh when your team is announced and brought up to the stage.This is a list of some funny Improv team name ideas &amp; options for you to explore. Some of these are real teams that I've seen and thought to myself, &quot;Hey, that's a pretty good name.&quot; The rest are made up by yours truly and they are free for the taking. You're welcome.

The Funniest Improv Team Names

Improv Team Names That Are Probably Funnier Than Your Comedy Group

Streaming

These are the best videos on the YouTube channel BroScienceLife, ranked from best to least best because let's face it they're all perfect. Don't think so? You don't even lift. So slam back some pre-workout and check out the list then vote for your favorites. When you're done don't forget that you have about a 30-minute window to get about 6,000 grams of whey protein and 1,200 extra cals of simple carbs in you before you go catabolic.The Bro Science videos are hosted by Dom Mazzetti, otherwise known as the Brofessor. A proud member of Swole Team 6, bustin' out reps for Jesus whenever he can. Which is always. So get your learn on with this Diesel Rocket Thunder Beast and let this Freak Monster answer all of your questions about the gym. For example, what is Crossfit? How do you eat chicken without wanting to kill yourself? And of course, how do you hit on a girl at the gym?BroScienceLife has over 1 million subscribers and it's up to you to decide which Bro Science Vid is the best. So skip leg day and start voting!

The Best BroScienceLife Videos on YouTube

Lists about actor, professional wrestler, and super-positive inspirational real-life superhero Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

For the Love of The Rock

Dwayne Johnson

Sometimes we all need a little advice and we seek the guidance of those who are wise and experienced. Some turn to religion. Some turn to family. And some turn to The Rock. The Brahma Bull. The People&#39;s Champ. The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazin&#39;, eyebrow raisin&#39;, step off the brake, put your foot on the gas, always ready to whoop some a**, THE ROCK!

For longtime fans of The Rock, it&#39;s almost like he&#39;s part of our family. He&#39;s our movie star. We watched him scratch and claw and fight and lift and work his way to the top from humble beginnings as &quot;Rocky Maivia&quot; to where he is now. More than a name. More than a brand.&nbsp;The Rock is the force and the immovable object. The Rock is a state of mind.

The Rock Instagram account is full of pics and videos that are absolute gems. If you need a little pick-me-up, check out <a href="http://instagram.com/therock/" target="_blank">The Rock&nbsp;on Instagram</a> and change your life around. Just like he did. These are life lessons that we&#39;ve learned from The Rock&#39;s Instagram pics.

27 Lessons We Learned from The Rock's Instagram

The Rock Instagram | Photos of Dwayne Johnson

Combat Sports

The Greatest WWE Superstars of All Time

Athlete

Lists about things you love—or at least remember—about history's most bodacious decade.

I Love the '80s

1980s

This is a list ranking the best '80s montages. Because in the 1980s, the montage was king. A simple cinematic concept that made basically every single awesome '80s movie possible. Actually, it's what made them awesome. Some come on in, bro down for a while, and vote for what you think is the greatest movie montage of all time.YOU WANNA GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPIN' OR NOT, BRO DOG?!?!?!I can say &quot;all time&quot; even though this list is specifically about '80s montages. I can say that because there is NO DOUBT the best montage of all time happened in the eighties. They just don't make 'em like they used to. What is the best 80s training montage ever?There are different kinds of montages. They aren't all just training montages so I've begrudgingly (extremely begrudgingly) included some of those non-training montages in this list.So, what is the greatest scene set to music in movie history?&nbsp;Rocky&nbsp;&amp; Stallone in general?&nbsp;Karate Kid?&nbsp;Vote for your favorite now! Then run to the top of a mountain and scream the name of your archenemy because you just ran to the top of a mountain and nothing can stop you now, baaabbaayyy!DRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGOOOOO!!!!!!!!

The Best '80s Montages

Best 80s Movies Montages | Videos of 1980s Film Montage List

The Lion King (1994)

The Lion King is a dumb movie that is full of baloney. None of it makes any sense! Everybody is always goin on and on about how good The Lion King is and I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of it. The Lion King is a dumb movie that is bad and... garbage. It's a movie full of baloney that belongs in the garbage and Walter Disney should be ashamed of himself.

The Lion King Is Full Of Baloney

J. D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye

Franny and Zooey

Nine Stories

The Best J. D. Salinger Books

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Bands/Musicians

The Best Alternative Bands/Artists

Band/Musician

Healthy Body, Healthy Life

Most Annoying

The gym. A dungeon of torments for some, a meditative palace of solitude for others. Either way, it's the same gym, and we all have to share it – whether we like it or not. Usually... not. That's because humans are amazing creatures, but people are the worst. This is a list of the worst people we've all seen and we've all had to deal with at our local gym. Hopefully, our <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-workout-songs-2018/ranker-music" target="_blank">2018 workout music playlist</a> helps block out unwanted distractions.&nbsp;This list might also be of some help to a few of you. DON'T BE THESE PEOPLE. If you find yourself or any of your loved ones practicing any of these philosophies or exhibiting any of these behaviors, check yourself immediately or you will surely wreck yourself.Who are the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/annoying-celebrities-2019/celebrity-lists?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">most annoying people</a> at your gym? Vote, vote, vote... unless you don't even lift.

25 People Who Will Absolutely Ruin Your Time at the Gym

The Absolute Worst People at the Gym

Worst People at the Gym | The Most Annoying Bros at Gyms

When you are working as an extra in Hollywood, you are going to have to deal with a lot of interesting people. This town (and this business) draws every kind of person, good and bad, that you can possibly imagine. But when it comes to extras, you're certain to be dealing with the kinds of people listed here. Spoiler alert: they're the worst.Being an extra means long days and low pay, sure, but it also means you get to work on a movie or television set all day! That's super cool, and there are a lot of people who would switch places with you in a heartbeat. There are much worse, much harder, ways to pay the bills.That being said, this is a list of the worst kinds of people you'll have to put up with during your time as a Hollywood extra. Get to voting below!

The Worst Kinds of Hollywood Extras

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that mug in your hand?

Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz

Founded in Seattle in 1971, Starbucks now operates more than 30,000 locations worldwide, including down the street from your office, around the corner from your gym, and inside your own home

Gotta Have My 'Bucks

Coffee

Most of us have been to a Starbucks or other coffee shop chain at one point in our lives. Some of us have worked there and lived to tell the tale. Sure, being a barista has its perks (no horrible, horrible, caffeine-based pun intended) but that isn&#39;t what this list is about. This is a list of truly the worst things about being a barista. What do you think? What is the worst thing about working as a barista? Vote your picks up to the top!

It doesn&#39;t matter if you work at one of the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-coffee-shop-chains/chef-jen">best coffee shop chains</a>, your job is still just the worst. From <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/starbucks-baristas-describe-awful-drinks/rachel-kollar" target="_blank">making bizarre custom drinks</a>&nbsp;to cleaning the bathroom, these are the worst parts of this terrible job. Maybe some of those <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/best-starbucks-spelling-fails-of-all-time/ariel-kana">Starbucks cup spelling fails</a> weren&#39;t exactly unintentional...? 
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The Absolute Worst Things About Being a Barista

Worst Things About Being a Barista | Starbucks Employee Horror Stories

Showbiz

Before you make it big in Hollywood, you've got to start somewhere. For a lot of people, &quot;somewhere&quot; is the bottom, yes, the absolute bottom on a film or T.V. set, as an &quot;extra.&quot; These are the people you see wandering about, usually out of focus, never talking, in the background of all of your favorite movies and television shows. This is why the more politically correct term for the profession is &quot;Background Artist.&quot; Which is about as esteemable as &quot;Sandwich Artist.&quot; Some people in showbiz prefer to call them &quot;Atmosphere.&quot; No one knows why. Your guess is as good as mine.AC/DC once said, &quot;It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n' roll.&quot; Nothing more true has ever been said in the history of the known universe. Being an extra is about as unglamorous as it gets, and this list explains why.What's the worst thing about being a Hollywood Extra? Vote up the most terrible aspects of working as a Background Artist below.

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